Judge John Thompson has lost his bid to get out of jail early for masturbating while presiding over four trials in 2002 and 2003. The incidents resulted in four counts of indecent exposure which each carried a 1 year and $10,000 sentence. Thompson’s attorneys alleged the procesution had taken evidence illegally and a exhibit of a penis pump was damaged.
The court ruled the penis pump was not damaged. He also has had his 90,000 dollar pension suspended while in jail, a hearing is set after his release.
How can you be so stupid that you use a penis pump during a trial! How can you be so stupid that you try to appeal it after police officers testified that they have seen you use it. John Thompson, congratulations on being today’s worst person in the world, you deserve the honor!
