Government tells women to expose their breasts less

  • November 17, 2009 9:09 pm

The government has always seemed to be a big fan of women having their breasts between cold plates once every year. While the government is not always smart, anything that exposes your body to less radiation is good!

Women in their 40s should stop routinely having annual mammograms and older women should cut back to one scheduled exam every other year, the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force has concluded, challenging the use of one of the most common medical tests.

But the American Cancer Society, the American College of Radiology and other experts condemned the change, saying the benefits of routine mammography have been clearly demonstrated and play a key role in reducing the number of mastectomies and the death toll from one of the most common cancers.

Yea, so women do not get so many mammograms!

FBI agents get $45 thousand for Iraq overtime

  • December 18, 2008 5:53 pm

WASHINGTON – Taxpayers were billed an average of $45,000 in overtime and extra pay for each FBI agent temporarily posted to Iraq over the course of four years, according to a new Justice Department report. In some cases, agents were paid to watch movies, exercise and attend parties.

In all, the audit by Justice Department Inspector General Glenn A. Fine found the FBI racked up $7.8 million in improper wages between 2003 and 2007.

Thursday’s report blamed a faulty FBI policy that allowed agents to claim the extra time and money. An FBI spokesman said that policy — which initially sought to enlist volunteers to go to dangerous war zones — is no longer in place
“Several FBI employees noted that they periodically spent time during the work day washing clothes,” the report noted. Asked whether he should have been paid for the time spent in this activity, one employee defended the practice, saying, “‘When you’re in that environment, anything you do to survive is work for the FBI.’”

Other agents defended being paid to go to a regular Saturday night cocktail party, calling it an important “liaison” meeting. And in another case, one supervisor said he “had to laugh” when he saw how many agents were assigned to the office charged with preparing evidence for court trials of Saddam Hussein and his associates.

“Maybe they needed extra poker players,” said the unnamed supervisor.

16 hours a day?
The report concluded: “We found that, on the whole, few if any employees worked exactly 16 hours a day, every day, for 90 days straight, within the meaning of the term ‘work’ as it is used in applicable regulations and policies.”

Since March 2003, the FBI has temporarily deployed 1,150 agents and other employees to Iraq, usually for three-month periods. Fine’s investigators reviewed the time and attendance records for each.

Over the four-year period, the report found, the FBI spent $63 million in overtime and extra pay for employees in Iraq — $7.8 million of which was improperly billed.

In a statement, FBI Assistant Director John Miller said the now-defunct policy was only supposed to be a short-time pay solution in the early days of the war. He said managers at FBI headquarters “allowed a flawed system to develop and remain in place too long.”

“FBI employees lived with sniper attacks, mortar fire, and roadside bombs as part of their daily work environment,” Miller said. He said FBI managers “attempted to adapt a long established, domestic pay system for domestic law enforcement to unprecedented wartime assignments for FBI personnel.”

Fine’s investigation found that agents claimed at least eight hours of overtime a day, every day, for the three months they were stationed in Iraq. Until this year, FBI supervisors in the United States routinely approved the hours billed, despite having no personal knowledge of the time the agents were working.

Oh come on! I would love to get paid for washing my clothes but the FBI should know better. However, will they be paying this money back? Honestly, they should not get to keep these fraudulent funds!

Subway Employees Scare Robber

  • December 15, 2008 7:20 pm

A man carrying a trash bag entered a sandwich shop Sunday night, claimed to have a gun and demanded money, South Whitehall Township police said.

Spooked employees ran out a rear door and startled the would-be robber enough that he took off out the front door before completing his robbery, police said.

No one was hurt in the incident, which happened about 7:30 p.m. at Subway, 3337 Hamilton Blvd., police said.

They said the robber went into the restaurant, approached a manager, said he had a gun and demanded the safe be opened. Two female employees quickly darted out the back door.

The attempted robber dashed out the front.

Police said he is about 5-foot-8 with a medium build. The man had a scarf covering his face and wore a blue plaid jacket and blue jeans. He was carrying a black garbage bag, police said.

Running out the front door of your local subway, or possibly your local bank or any other store that might be in the process of being involved in a robbery sounds like a great way to throw the robber off guard. After all, they are not really all that intelligent anyways…

President Bush’s Shoe Fetish

  • December 15, 2008 7:17 pm

1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let’s say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, “Oh, its just a shoe.”
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, “Throw a shoe at me once, shame on–you. Throw a shoe–you throw a shoe, you can’t throw a shoe again.”
8. Is there not “protection training” for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let’s say there isn’t training for that–but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?

BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)

Don’t you think they should of jumped in front of the shoe?

Children’s Charity refuses naked doctors contributions

  • December 14, 2008 3:34 am

Makers of a calendar chock-full of naked doctors have turned to the Prostate Cancer Foundation after a children’s charity refused to be linked with it.

The calendar of 12 naked male doctors, organised by Queenstown doctor Sam Hazledine, was designed to raise money for children’s charity KidsCan.

But KidsCan general manager Julie Helson was horrified, saying it had never agreed to be associated with the calendar and saw it as inappropriate.

“We appreciate they are trying to do a positive thing here, but you can’t just take money from anyone. We see it as something that’s more suited to a men’s health group or charity. It’s just one of those things that’s not appropriate for young children.”

However, Dr Hazledine said: “The brief was simple: no clothes, and no bits showing.”

Wellington GP Barney Montgomery was captured performing a daring high kick that reveals just the soles of his feet.

Dr Hazledine, who appears in the calendar as Dr December, said he understood KidsCan’s concern.

“In retrospect, we have realised this calendar is not the right initiative to raise money for a children’s charity.

“KidsCan is a fantastic charity that does a huge amount of good, but this is not the right thing.”

He said all proceeds from the 1000 calendars would now go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand.

“I can’t grow facial hair so I couldn’t participate in Movember, so I’m pleased to be able to contribute to such a great cause in a different way.”

Prostate Cancer Foundation president Barry Young said it would be happy to accept money from the calendar sales.

The calendars, which cost $27 each, can be ordered through medrecruit.com.

Honestly, why do you think you could give male porn contributions to a childrens charity? Plus, who wants to see a bunch of naked doctors! I already hate them, why do I need to hate them naked. Come on guys, use your brains!

Women gets 55 years after being found innocent

  • December 14, 2008 3:25 am

— It was $1,900 here and $10,000 there.

On Friday, it all added up to a sentence of 55 years in state prison for 42-year-old Johnnie Miles, whose criminal record — of bad checks and financial fraud — dates to when she was 14 years old, according to court officials.

A month ago, a six-member Indian River County jury found the 29th Avenue resident innocent of the latest charges against her: defrauding a store out of $7,500 during a three-month period in 2007.

But under state rules, Circuit Court Judge Dan Vaughn was allowed to take another look at the facts in the latest case. That’s because she was on probation for a 2003 conviction for grand theft and fraud in Indian River County.

Because of her record, Vaughn gave her the maximum for probation violation: 11 five-year state jail terms, all to be servedconsecutively, adding up to 55 years. Each five-year term is for the 11 offenses for which she served four years in state prison.

Her record goes back even further, including an additional 20 felony fraud and theft convictions, nine petty theft convictions and seven misdemeanor cases, according to county court records.

“She is one of the most notorious thieves” in the county, said Assistant State Attorney Adam Chrzan, who handled her latest case.

Her record, the attorney said, includes such things as making purchases using just credit card numbers. She told a store owner she was the victim of an identify theft and her card was stolen.

In the recent trial, Chrzan said the jury may have been swayed by testimony that a person identifying herself as Johnnie Miles called Riverside Bank claiming her checkbook and credit card were stolen, leading to fraudulent charges.

During sentencing on Friday, Miles made no comment.

I thought the American justice system helped the innocent?  How are judges allowed to avoid the law?  Why are we allowing judges to sentence by going around the rules.  This is just pathetic!  They are even sentencing her for crimes she commited when she was 14 years old, and this women is 42 now!  Our judicial system is really going down the toilet.

New Zealand Police Hunt Tree Poisoner

  • December 14, 2008 3:21 am

Palmerston North police are investigating the poisoning of an ash tree worth over $32,000, Senior Sergeant Brett Calkin said today.

The council-owned tree, on Totara Road on the outskirts of Palmerston North, was about 20 years old.

Mr Calkin said 13 large holes had been bored into the base of the tree, and it appeared agricultural chemicals were poured into the holes. The damage was first noticed by a resident on November 13.

It appeared likely the tree would die, and would have to be removed and replaced at a cost to ratepayers, he said. Palmerston North City Council had valued the tree at $32,452 using the standard tree evaluation method (STEM).

Damage to the tree was not a random act, Mr Calkin said, and some planning and preparation had been required.

“It would seem someone has taken a dislike to the tree for some reason, and then decided to get rid of it,” he said. “It’s a slow but effective way of killing the tree. I suspect the offender had no comprehension of the actual value of the tree.”
Wow, you really have to put a lot of thought into harming a tree.  What sort of extortion could this be?  Maybe the maple syrup industry will begin collapsing!  Heavens no!

Guy takes on IRS and wins

  • August 24, 2008 6:44 pm

WASHINGTON – It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute.

Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory.

The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has used for more than 20 years to tax shares and cash distributed by mutual life insurance firms to their policyholders when they reorganize as public companies.

A federal court recently agreed with his interpretation.

“There’s a tremendous amount of money at stake,” said Robert Willens, a New York City-based tax analyst at Robert Willens LLC. “Tens of thousands of people could be in line for a refund.”

Don Alexander, an IRS commissioner in the 1970s and now a tax attorney in Washington, said while it’s not unusual for individuals to take on the agency, “most of them lose.”

Alexander called it “quite a significant case.”

The dispute arose when more than 30 mutual life insurance companies became publicly traded corporations in the late 1990s and earlier this decade, in a process known as “demutualization.”

Mutual companies are owned by their policyholders, so the companies provided stock and cash to compensate them for the loss of their ownership interests when they went public.

All told, roughly 30 million policyholders received distributions, Ulrich estimates. MetLife Inc. provided over $7 billion of stock to about 11 million policyholders when it went public in 2000, while Prudential distributed $12.5 billion in stock to another 11 million.

The IRS held that the recipients hadn’t paid anything for the shares and owed taxes on the full amount when the shares were sold. Cash distributions also were fully taxable, the IRS said.

That didn’t sound right to Ulrich, 72, an accountant for 49 years. He began researching the issue in 2001, when he received shares from two companies, Prudential and Indianapolis Life.

Ulrich concluded that policyholders had paid for their ownership rights through their premiums so the distributions should have been tax-free.

That could make a significant difference in what a taxpayer owes. If a company distributed shares worth $30 and a recipient subsequently sold them at $32, under the IRS’ view they would pay taxes on all $32. Under Ulrich’s interpretation, they would owe taxes only on the $2 per share gain.

In 2003, Ulrich publicized his views by contacting tax and insurance experts and setting up a Web site.

“Largely I was regarded as a lunatic,” he said, who “would never prevail against the IRS.”

Still, some people who’d paid taxes contacted Ulrich and asked him to file refund requests, which he did, for a fee. Some of those refunds were granted, he said. Tax experts say the IRS doesn’t always closely scrutinize small refunds.

One of his clients, Jean Prevost and her husband, Jim, who live near Minneapolis, received a refund of almost $1,500 in federal and state taxes in 2003.

“It wasn’t a huge amount of money, but it was ours,” she said.

But the IRS wasn’t pleased with Ulrich, accusing him of promoting abusive tax shelters and demanding the names of his clients, which he said he refused to provide.

The agency backed off in 2004 with help from the IRS’s Taxpayer Advocate office, Ulrich said.

IRS spokesman Bruce Friedland said the agency is prohibited from commenting on its interactions with taxpayers.

One of Ulrich’s clients, Eugene Fisher, a trustee for a Baltimore, Md.-based trust, sued the IRS in February 2004 after being denied a refund.

Judge Francis Allegra of the Court of Federal Claims in Washington sided with Fisher and called the IRS’ view “illogical” in an Aug. 6 decision. He ordered the agency to refund $5,725 in taxes plus interest to the trust overseen by Fisher.

It’s not clear how many people could benefit from the ruling. Many of the 30 million policyholders are probably too late to seek refunds, since claims must be filed within three years of the April 15 tax deadline. That means the statute of limitations for taxes paid for 2004 ran out April 15, 2008.

Many individual taxpayers may not have enough at stake to go to the trouble, said Burgess Raby, a Tempe, Ariz.-based attorney who represented Fisher. Still, millions of policyholders could benefit from the court’s ruling, he said.

Raby credits Ulrich with being the driving force behind the issue.

“The genesis for this was Chuck’s real feeling that this was an unfair position” by the IRS, Raby said.

The government could appeal the ruling and likely will fight future refund claims, perhaps hoping for a different outcome in a separate court, tax experts said.

Charles Miller, a spokesman for the Justice Department, said the government hasn’t yet decided whether to appeal.

Still, taxpayers should request refunds if they’re eligible, the tax experts said, because even if the IRS rejects the claim, doing so extends the deadline for a potential refund for two more years.

Ulrich will prepare refund requests for interested taxpayers, for a fee, and has posted additional information at his Web site, http://www.demutualization.biz. But he said the principle is more important to him.

“I think it’s important that taxpayers’ rights be protected,” he said. “We should have had a Boston Tea Party over this.”

Shirtless man ticketed

  • June 12, 2008 6:01 pm

EASTON, Md. – For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to stop for police.

A town ordinance adopted in 1974 forbids anyone from going topless in public buildings or on public streets and sidewalks. Possible penalties are a fine of up to $100 and up to 10 days in jail.

Easton Police Lt. Gregory Wright said people without shirts are considered a public nuisance. He said three citations have been issued since 2003.

Police blow up pipe bomb chicken

  • June 10, 2008 5:09 pm

SIMSBURY, Conn. — Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.

Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off.

The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department’s bomb squad came and blew up the chicken.

Nobody was injured. No arrests had been made Monday night.

City of Dearborn Bans Ice Cream Trucks

  • June 10, 2008 5:05 pm

City officials in Dearborn Heights, Mich., say they may ban ice cream truck drivers from playing music because residents think it’s too loud.

The city council is preparing to pass an ordinance Tuesday, permitting drivers to sound bells only as they are making an ice cream sale, The Detroit News reported.

Drivers say the ordinance is unreasonable and poses a major threat to their sales.

“You’re just going to be driving down the streets and the kids won’t hear you coming. I’m going to have to watch what I’m doing. It’s just not worth it,” driver Dominic Amato, 19, said.

City leaders defend the proposed rule, saying it is intended to keep the peace in local neighborhoods.

“We don’t want to discourage people from making a living selling ice cream, but we have to have some sort of control,” Councilwoman Janet Badalow said.

Americans Fear Gas Shortage

  • June 10, 2008 2:53 pm

As much as Americans fret over the rising price of gas, one thing worries them more: the possibility of having to wait in long lines to buy rationed gas.

A CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday shows that 55% of those surveyed are more worried about long lines at gas stations and rationing than about the high prices that drivers have paid in recent months. The poll shows 40% of the respondents are more concerned about the high prices.

While gas rationing is not expected at this time, it was a hallmark of the 1970s- era energy crisis, when drivers lined up outside gas stations and sales of gas were limited to certain days of the week.

However, at that time, gas was in short supply, which is not the case today.

The poll shows that 83% of respondents think $4-a-gallon gas is a major problem or a crisis.

The poll results highlight the conflict facing U.S. consumers between the financial hardship of elevated gas prices and the necessity of driving. It suggests that they are heavily dependent on easily accessible gas and are willing to pay more to avoid inconveniences.

The poll results reflect telephone interviews with 1,035 adults conducted June 4-5. The margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage points.

Consumers are responding to the current energy dilemma in different ways. A previously released portion of the poll showed that 66% of those surveyed said they are cutting back on the amount of driving they do, and 71% indicated that they are considering buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle.

What’s more, 55% of respondents said they were cutting back significantly on household spending to cope with higher fuel bills. And 78% said the current state of the economy was poor or very poor.

Gas prices have become an important political issue as the nation prepares to elect a new president. On Tuesday, Senate Republicans were able to block consideration a windfall profits tax of the five largest U.S. oil companies and the rescinding of $17 billion in tax breaks the companies expect to enjoy over the next decade.

Critics of the oil industry say its profits are excessive and come at the expense of the American public. Energy companies say oil and gas prices are determined by the economic fundamentals of supply and demand, that strong demand from overseas supports prices and that their profit margins are slim.

Teachers investigated for shouting

  • June 7, 2008 9:24 pm

TEACHERS are under scrutiny for shouting while trying to control students in the classroom and playground.

Education Department officials are investigating teachers for shouting at students to “put that down”, “leave him alone”, “sit down” or “pick up those papers” and demanding to know, “who told you that you could go there?”

The Sunday Telegraph has obtained letters sent from the department to teachers, asking them to explain their actions.

One letter stated: “It is alleged that while you were employed as a teacher you engaged in unreasonable conduct towards students, contrary to the Code of Conduct 2004, in that on unspecified occasions in class you unnecessarily yelled at students”.

Teachers have launched legal action against the department, claiming the investigations are eroding their authority and affecting discipline.

The situation has resulted in 750 school principals signing statements of concern.

Teachers Federation deputy president Bob Lipscombe said the investigations were a consequence of a decision by the department in December last year to cut back on the number of investigators who hold teaching qualifications.

“A number of teachers have been investigated for yelling in the classroom,” he said.

“These sorts of investigations can undermine their capacity to maintain reasonable discipline in their classes and the prolonged investigations often cause significant harm to teachers’ wellbeing.”

Independent Education Union secretary Dick Shearman said the problem was a result of over-zealousness, with some teachers being accused of abuse after raising their voice.

“It’s been a battle to distinguish between what might be normal discipline or genuine psychological abuse,” he said.

“In some schools, there’s overzealousness of this approach. If someone raises their voice on one occasion, this can be interpreted as child abuse.

“You can harm a child without physically harming them.

“It’s not the notion we have a problem with, it’s the interpretation of it.

“We’re not criticising child-protection legislation.”

Despite the letters ordering teachers to explain why they yelled at students, the department denies it investigates them for shouting.

“A teacher raising their voice at a student will not prompt an investigation by the department,” a department spokesman said in a statement.

“The Employee Performance and Conduct Unit investigates staff for serious misconduct and poor performance.”

Almost 1000 teachers and other staff are currently listed on the department’s not-to-be-employed list.

Opposition education spokesman Andrew Stoner said teachers were left to deal with ill-behaved children who were not being disciplined at home.

“I certainly got the cane at school a lot because I was a little bugger,” he said.

“I don’t suggest we bring it back, but let’s say discipline was a lot tougher in former years.

“The Government has taken away a lot of teachers’ powers to discipline children in the classroom. It’s no wonder teachers sometimes end up yelling at unruly and difficult students.”

Sarah Redfern public school principal Cheryl McBride said the investigations had resulted in an erosion of discipline.

“A normal disciplinary action to prevent dangerous or threatening behaviour is being interpreted as something that needs to be reported as a child-protection incident … whereas that might be very appropriate discipline for the child,” Ms McBride said.

Stationary store sells playboy material alongside Winnie the Pooh

  • May 20, 2008 11:22 pm

Reverend Tim Jones

Pictured above:Reverend Tim Jones

A furious vicar took direct action against Playboy stationery products aimed at children  -  by sweeping them off the shelves.  The Reverend Tim Jones accused the soft porn empire of “cynical and wicked commercial exploitation”.  The reverend did score initial success by getting the store to remove the material pending a “merchandise review”.

This is almost funny!  Why would a store be so ignorant.  In Britain of all places, they are VERY angry with us over here.  Oh well, things will go on, but it is sure that Britain might do something very controversial as they say.

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Iceland tops list of peaceful countries

  • May 20, 2008 11:16 pm

Iceland

Iceland tops the list of most peaceful countries in the world.  The U.S. does not do so well on the list however.  The U.S. scored 97th out of 140, placing it in the bottom third of the world’s most peaceful countries on the list.  The list was based on 121 economic and other factors that listed all the countries on  how well they preformed to keep the world a peaceful place.

It is unfortunate how the U.S. sucks at keeping the world a peaceful place.  However, if we did not act more on global issues we would not keep the world safe.  How can you blame us when we have to break peace?  Oh well, there is always Luxembourg to help us out.  They must be near the top of this list, personally us editors don’t care too much!

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Bars won’t serve 21 year olds alcohol until 8 A.M.

  • May 20, 2008 11:09 pm

Drunk People

Bars in a few states including Minnesota and North Dakota will not serve 21 year old guests alcohol until 8 A.M. on their birthday.  This new rule is designed to discourage kids from drinking some much that they end up dead on their 21st birthday.

This rule is ludicrous!  Kids should be able to enjoy their 21st birthdays, after all it is there only 21st birthday and they should enjoy themselves.  21 year olds in the affected states, take a road trip and go to a much better state!

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Brangelina’s Kids: A Bit Confused

  • May 16, 2008 9:25 pm

Ah, the things kids come up with. Angelina Jolie has reported that her 3-year-old daughter, Zahara, believes that she is pregnant…with a baby pig. To make matters more ridiculous, their son, Pax, seems to think that he is also with child…er…monkey.

Apparently, Zahara wants to be like her mommy (as does their son), who is expecting twins with her hubby, Brad Pitt.

Time to start re-thinking using Animal Planet as quality children’s educational viewing.

High heel racing man who dressed in drag for Hannah Montana Tickets in trouble for workers compensation fraud

  • March 25, 2008 11:53 pm

Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women’s clothing and high heels – at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.  Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck has been charged with workers compensation fraud. He’s accused of taking part in a radio station’s contest for Hannah Montana concert tickets last year. Not only did he have to dress in drag but he had to carry an egg on a spoon.

Authorities were alerted after someone saw Dalton in a TV news report. Prosecutors say the 41-year-old collected more than $5,000 in workers’ compensation after he reported a work-related injury in June.  Court documents do not list an attorney for Dalton, and his phone number is unlisted. And no, he didn’t win the contest.

Garrett A. Dalton you are today’s worst person in the world!  How can you be such a moron?  You file for workman’s compensation…and then you not only defraud them!  You dress in womens clothes!  For tween concert tickets!  It’s just despicable!

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Funny smelling money nets drug arrest

  • March 25, 2008 6:34 pm

The musty smell of a man’s money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.

The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell like burned marijuana but had a musty odor of ground sweet leaves, the report said. The smell was so strong and distinct that a teller put the cash in a plastic bag. Sturgeon Bay police tested it for marijuana, and it came back positive, the report said. The man was arrested when he returned to the bank to make a withdrawal. Police later found bagged marijuana at the man’s home. “All the pieces just came together,” Police Chief Dan Trelka said. The man is being held in the county jail on a probation violation, while the Door County district attorney’s office reviews his case. It will be up to the district attorney to file formal charges.

What goes through your mind when you find pot money? I am amazed that someone actually did something with this. So many people today would not even care! Thank you teller for helping us get drug using scum off the street. Congrats Sturgeon Bay for having one heck of a weird case.

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Craiglists hoax results in Oregon mans loss

  • March 25, 2008 6:30 pm

Robert Salisbury did not expect a phone call from someone wondering about taking his horse, but once he received the call, things got even weirder.  Salisbury, from southern Oregon was not home this past Saturday, when someone posted an ad on Craigslist stating that the owner of the home had to move out of the country suddenly and all the items were up for the taking.  Salisbury drove home as quickly as possible, and saw several people driving along the road with his property.  They refused to give Robert Salisbury his property back.  His house was even more chaotic, with people rushing out before the police could arrive.  Robert Salisbury would like his property returned, and those who do so voluntarily will not face any criminal charges, no questions asked.

Wow, that’s some pretty messed up stuff.  I am glad I NEVER use Craigslist.  It is like eBay used to be 5 years ago, wildly unmoderated and pretty much anything goes.  I hope Robert Salisbury gets all of his items back.  It is a horrible experience getting robbed.  If you have Robert Salisbury’s property I would return it ASAP to avoid being charged as a criminal!

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No beer at the Barber

  • March 25, 2008 5:16 pm

The owner of Jude’s Barbershops, which had offered a free beer with a cut, is disappointed in a state Attorney General ruling that says he needs a liquor license if he wants to hand out beer.

“I’m glad we finally got clarity on the issue,” Thomas Martin said today. “Offering a complimentary beer is not something that we created, it’s an old-fashioned service that was done years ago. We just brought it back with the other old-fashioned services that we provide.”

He said he would work with state legislators to legalize the practice. Police in Kent and Ottawa counties had told him that handing out free beer violated local and state laws. An assistant attorney general, in a five-page ruling, said only licensed businesses may offer beer.

It is such a shame that this service had to be ended. After all, a free beer might really bring in business. I wonder how many free beers were handed out, and what the barbers profit was. Was anyone drunk? Come on Mike Cox(Attorney General of MI), let us have some free beer!

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Buy your own Missle Silo

  • March 25, 2008 2:28 am

An interesting site that allows you to buy your own, “20th century castle”.  These are really decommissioned missile bases.

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PayPal cancels Naturists magazines account

  • March 25, 2008 2:20 am

PayPal has decided to stop processing payments for “Going Natural” magazine.  The group says it has received e-mails from PayPal claiming the magazine is pornographic, and sells “sexually oriented goods or services involving minors” or “services for which the purpose is to facilitate meetings for sexually oriented activities.  The Foundation of Canadian Naturalists say the cancellation is unfounded, and that naturalism is nonsexual and has existed for over 100 years.  The group is considering a class action lawsuit.

Wow, what a situation to be in.  I think that PayPal would loose this one.  Traditionally, Naturalists are non-sexual so they would have to prove the sexual refrence, and PayPal probably could not do that.  However, Naturalists, you don’t have credit cards?  I can think of plenty of alternative payment processors who will be happy to have your business.

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Controversial easter parade

  • March 24, 2008 12:33 pm

Easter Card

Pictured Above: Strip club party invite

Parents and children attending the Dunbar, FL Easter parade got a few suprises.  Dunbar, which is near Fort Meyers, had people handing out bail bond cards, a scantily clad party invite, and a CD containing explicit lyrics.  Parade officials said that they will be investigating how to make sure that this family friendly parade will stay family friendly next year.

Here is an idea!  Why not just not allow adult promoters in your parade?  Kick out the CD people and you don’t need those bail bond people either.  Just be a little more specific on what you allow.  Then you won’t have to waste nearly as much time!

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Kilpatrick charged!

  • March 24, 2008 12:22 pm

Kwame Kilpatrick, the mayor of Detroit, MI and his girlfriend have been charged with 12 counts including perjury and obstruction of justice.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and an ex-aide have been charged with perjury and obstruction of justice after prosecutors said sexually explicit text messages between the two contradicted their sworn court testimony. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick reportedly sent romantic texts to his chief of staff, contradicting earlier testimony. Kilpatrick, who is married, has been snarled in a well-publicized sex scandal since January after The Detroit Free Press reported he exchanged romantic text messages with his then-chief of staff, Christine Beatty. The paper reported in January that in an analysis of nearly 14,000 text messages on Beatty’s city-issued pager, it found some from 2002 and 2003 that indicated the two were having a romantic affair.

 

Kwame delayed his press conference, but once it came on all major cable news outlets covered it. Fox 2 Detroit is our official source for all of Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s information. Kwame has a very smart lawyer, who has said that after today the case will not be played out in the press. Kwame Kilpatrick maintains his innocence, for the time being. No further updates are available, but we will be blogging throughout the day as we get more information.

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Schools officials alerted of Strawberry Meth

  • March 5, 2008 4:38 pm

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Pictured Above: FAKE and MYTHICAL Strawberry meth

A less than common sense police officer in the United Kingdom alerted school officials to a drug that doesn’t exist. The incident occured when a police officer received an email and forwarded it through a special system connecting police and area schools. The police department says the officer will not be punished. The same police agency has said however that they apologize and are going to be reviewing internal procedures.

GREAT! Use your heads here people, does strawberry meth actually exist? According to Snopes.com. “Some drug dealers sell meth that looks strawberry in appearance”. Also Snopes.com states, “It is inaccurate that drug dealers are dealing strawberry meth to kids, according to our sources:

So don’t worry about it, unless your an United Kingdom police officer who got duped!

101 Year Old to run the London Marathon

  • March 4, 2008 3:47 pm

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Buster Martin is one amazing dude.  At the age of 101, Buster is set to run in the London Marathon, a full 26 mile event.  This is not the first time Buster Martin has been in the news.  He has beaten off gangs of teenagers, and has also become known as the United Kingdom’s oldest employee.  Buster’s boss is amazed at this activities, including, drinking!  Age doesn’t slow Buster Martin down that is for sure!

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Red Sox scout arrested for pitching in public

  • March 4, 2008 3:40 pm

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A Boston Red Sox scout was arrested for committing a lewd act in public. Jesse Levis is facing charges of committing a lewd and lavacious act in the presence of children under the age of 16. Police and a U.S. Marshals task force arrested him at a Melbourne hotel after he was kicked out of the Springhill Suites in St. Lucie West where the incidents happened.

This sicko deserves to be arrested! Hopefully he is locked away for a long time. Anyone who does something so disgusting in a public area should be disgraced. I hope Mr. Levis is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I also hope that the Boston Red Sox find a new scout for their employ.

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Pot plants show up at San Jose Recycling Center

  • March 3, 2008 9:52 pm

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Santa Clara County, you have a pot grower who recycles.  Volunteers at GreenTeam, a recycling center in San Jose were sorting through some material Friday when a worker opened a plastic garbage bag with 5 pounds of marijuana inside.  The police were contacted at 11 A.M. to report the find.   The marijuana plants had been shoved into a large, black plastic bag, officer Jeramine Thomas said, and could have come from anywhere in the county. When police got to the Charles Street recycling center the pot was still in the bag. The plants have been seized as evidence and won’t make it to the composting bin anytime soon. Thomas said it wasn’t clear whether the bag was dumped with lawn clippings or other recyclables.

Well…anyone who has any information about that you can contact the Santa Clara Sheriff’s department.  In the meantime, who recycles pot.  Just burn it or something, use it honestly.  Who recycles!

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Loss of thousands of students saves MI $190 million

  • March 3, 2008 9:35 pm

A loss of thousands of students in Michigan schools is saving the state big time.  Michigan is estimated to benefit to the tune of 190 million dollars, a small portion of its 11.3 billion dollar aid fund for students.  Time will tell if Michigan school districts can compete.  Many have lost 30 kids or more, and for a smaller district that can mean the difference between being able to afford a teacher or laying them off.

It is getting ridiculous in this economy in Michigan.  If we do not have a more positive economy soon our schools might become the worst in the nation.  They already are not very good.  Imagine if we have to keep underfunding them.  Are we just saving ourselves a few dollars at the expense of others?

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Women gets jail for library fines

  • March 2, 2008 9:26 pm

A Beloit, Wisconsin women received jail time after not being able to repay her library book fines.  Public library officials send three overdue notices to offenders and after that a citation is issued with a possible court date.  Keely Givhan was moving and never received the notices.  Givhan was then pulled over by police for a traffic violation and had a standard check run for outstanding warrants.  The citation for her books came back and Givhan spent 6 days in jail.   Beloit police Capt. Bill Tyler said he knows this case could sound like an overreaction. But he said a municipal fine is a municipal fine, and failure to pay for any reason can result in an arrest warrant being issued.

People pay your library fines.  This has been the most severe thing I have seen happen with library books.  Other cases collection agencies are sent in to reposes items so the fines can be paid.  However, a jail sentence?  I bet if Mrs. Givhan had shown up for her court appearance that the court would of been able to work so community service out.  Always show up for court, the police do arrest for very mundane things.

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NJ Students punished for paying with pennies

  • March 2, 2008 9:16 pm

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Readington Township, New Jersey students received detention this past week, but not for chewing gum or getting into a fight. 29 students paid for their $2 lunches with 200 pennies. The students started paying with pennies to protest the shortened lunch period they were having Thursday, but school officials say they punished the students because they were taking up time. Superintendent Jorden Schiff says it started out as a prank. But as the eighth-graders began to get in trouble for taking up so much time.

Oh come on Jorden! You are really that stupid to make kids have to pay with dollar bills? Are you as a public school official punishing students for paying with legal tender of the United States of America for all debts public and private? This is a PUBLIC school district. You should be tried on counts of TREASON! Or, just get rid of the detention and we will call it all good.

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Dogs: Click it or Ticket

  • February 29, 2008 11:39 pm

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The next time you are driving around Collier County, you might want your dog restrained. The Collier County Sherrif is requiring that pets do not obstruct a drivers view as it is a safety hazard. Any pet that does, will get there owner fined $73 and be very disliked for several weeks. Collier County officials insist that this common practice is unsafe, and are trying to educate the public in hopes of avoiding writing tickets.

GREAT!  Now we have the police saying what we can do in our cars.  Are dogs really the issue?  Are there not many more people with cellphones and iPods causing more danger than a small animal?

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Women condemed for practicing witchcraft

  • February 15, 2008 12:59 am

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A Saudi Arabian women has been sentenced to death for witchcraft. Originally sources reported that the women weighed the same as a duck but upon further review nothing could be found to back that up. However, in a letter to King Abdallah, the group said that Fawza Falih had been beaten to extort a confession she later repudiated in court. The charge itself has no basis in Saudi law, the letter argued. Several witnesses claimed that Falih had bewitched them, including one man who said she had made him impotent. In court, Falih said that she was beaten repeatedly during 35 days of detention by the Saudi religious police.

Now how bizzare are we getting here. First, you get convicted of witchery. Then you are accused off making a man impotent. It even says the charge has no basis on Saudi law. Then how was this women convicted! It is still amazing how the middle east works.

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Offbeat Stories of the Year

  • December 23, 2007 3:03 am

I usually wouldn’t steal things…well Yes I would but thats another matter. However, the people over at ABC(AUSTRALIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY) decided that their users liked these stories. I have covered one or two of them. But not nearly all of them!

Whatever happened to the story of the Sydney man driving a tank? Oh yeah, here it is! Although, ABC not a bad list overall. Thanks for doing my work for me once again!

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Santa is groped

  • December 18, 2007 6:04 pm

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Santa was at the Danbury, NY mall on Sautrday when a naughty woman sat on his lap and groped him. “The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles

This is just a real shame. So many young ones would have been there and been so disappointed. I would of hated to have a kid there. Why do you sexually assault Santa too? Do you want to be on his naughty list forever Ms. Lamy?

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Skydiving is a lot like marriage….

  • December 17, 2007 12:44 am

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Jeanie Dulski and Jamy Knittle actually took two plunges on Friday: First, they got married at Hazleton Municipal Airport, then they went skydiving. The new Ms. Knittle explains it as “Getting married is a scarier than jumping out of a plane.” Hazleton Mayor Lou Barletta performed the ceremony on the ground for Dulski and Knittle, both 30. About 45 minutes later, the bride and groom took a plane up to 10,000 feet and leaped out. It was the second marriage but first skydive for Dulski, who made a tandem jump with an instructor. Knittle, who had skydived once before, jumped separately. Barletta called it perhaps the most unusual wedding ceremony he has performed. “I’m sure my wife would like to see me jump out of an airplane without a parachute,” he joked.

Would that be your first choice of a wedding? Uhm, it would not be mine. I rather sit on a nice tropical island doing nothing. Some people like an energy rush evidently and feel the need to go skydiving out of an airplane. Good for them and I hope they have a great marriage.

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Butts cannot stand trial over T.P. fiasco

  • December 14, 2007 11:14 pm

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A woman accused of stealing toilet paper from a courthouse has stirred international attention. However, Suzanne Butts has been declared incompetent for trial. Suzanne Butts, 38, was accused of stealing the toilet paper several months ago and was recently evaluated by Dr. Luke Hansen of Center Associates.

“His report indicates that Defendant cannot be restored to competency in a reasonable amount of time, due to functioning in the mild mental retardation range of intellectual functioning,” Judge Kim Riley wrote in her ruling.

The order applies to four other cases pending against Butts. Butts is currently not being prosecuted due to her mental condition. However, if it improves she could face charges.

Butts steals toilet paper? I am so not going the potty mouth route. Butt come on man! You steal toilet paper. I guess the mental retardation thing explains it. Otherwise, it just would not make sense. I am surprised the county even pressed charges. How much does toilet paper cost you?

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Man Fills Inside of Car With Gas

  • December 13, 2007 3:55 pm

Yes. Nothing odd about filling up the good ol’ gas tank right? Well, this post isn’t what you might have gathered from the title….

A tired, or drunk man, needed to fill up on gas. So he did that indeed!

He filled the back of his car with gasoline! No, not the tank, the BACK OF THE CAR! That’s right, the guy loaded up the back of the car with so much gas that it was dripping on his way out. Sadly, no further details were given about this. Surprisingly the car didn’t blow up, the driver didn’t pass out, and wasn’t stopped originally.

Just a warning for you, make sure you don’t fill anything but your gas tank with gas. Or else you’ll be featured on this site.

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Airport Threatened By Vodka

  • December 12, 2007 6:10 pm

Airport security is bad. Waiting in lines are horrible, but these days you can’t bring any liquid on the plane. Fair enough, just dump your liquid, and get on your flight.

Well, one man has thrown away his last bottle, because Airplane security told an elderly man that he couldn’t bring his Vodka on the airplane and that he must discard it.

Rather than dump the liquid, the man called upon his college frat days and he chugged 2 liters of Vodka as fast as he could, resulting in a near death situation.

All because of the risk of terror.

The old man will recover…but the Vodka will never be used for its intended purposes.

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I Rode SLUT Today!

  • December 12, 2007 3:04 pm

South Lake Union Trolley

While many people will be quick to comment about how we are turning into a filth blog, I’ll be quick to correct everyone’s thought process by saying that SLUT is just an acronym for South Lake Union Trolley! The South Lake Union region of Seattle has been booming and today it was the first time of the trolley was running people throughout the city. The unfortunate acronym was heavily in the news for the sad, sad, name but the city stood behind their decision to keep the name and today marks the first running of the S.L.U.T and it was a lovely ride. Today it was free to ride, afterwards the city will start charging for the rails to be ridden. So if you’re in the Seattle area, ride the S.L.U.T for free today! Before they start charging!

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McDonalds Says Eat Faster or Else

  • December 11, 2007 7:23 pm

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Just when McDonald’s cleared the highest stock update, they have already found a way to screw over their customers. In recent news from the UK, local law enforcement have been fining people that eat too slow. If it takes you longer than 45 minutes to eat your food, regardless of the size of your family and friends, you’re looking at a major fine of 50 pounds. (roughly 100 dollars)

Ok, so you’re thinking to yourself, maybe that’s not so bad.

Fine, eating fast food is just that; fast.

But, what if you ordered some McNuggets and wanted more, you too are subject to fine.

That’s right, if you return to the same McDonalds within 90 minutes of your original visit, expect yet another fine.

McDonald’s is not scoring points for themselves by fining their guests, and rightfully so says the McDonald’s corporation.

In a recent statement, Mcdonald’s stated,

“It is important to McDonald’s that all our customers have an opportunity to park in the car park adjacent to our Drive Thru Restaurant at Gatwick Airport. To facilitate this,we have been forced to impose time limits on parking…..”

Sadly, Ronald McDonald was nowhere to be seen.

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Students teacher shows porn to…students!

  • December 7, 2007 8:16 pm

A student teacher in Bixby, OK is being investigated for showing 14-15 year old students pornography. Several students told their parents about it Friday evening and police are looking into it. Investigators plan to present charges to the Tulsa County District Attorney before they make an arrest.

Hmmm. This is about as idiotic as you can get. Why would you show students porn? However, the real problem is with the sub. Many school districts higher subs after a simple background check. That is different our local district. All five districts in the county use a single organization to employ subs. This third-part organization oversees things such as special education busing and subs. However, when sub allegations were filed earlier this year against a sub, the school district said “He is no longer in our employ”. That might be true but he is able to re offend elsewhere while his charges are pending! This is just messed up. I hope this is a limited case and I hope this teacher is innocent. Otherwise, he is a complete moron.

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iPerjury

  • December 7, 2007 4:16 pm

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A teenage suspect who recorded his interrogation has landed his integrator in hot waters said authorities, Thursday. Unaware of the recording, Detective Christopher Perino testified in April that the suspect “wasn’t questioned” about a shooting in the Bronx, a criminal complaint said. But then the defense confronted Perino with a transcript that proved Perino had spent more than an hour unsuccessfully trying to persuade Erik Crespo to confess.

Once the transcript was revealed in court, prosecutors asked for a recess, defense attorney Mark DeMarco said. The detective was pulled from the witness stand and advised to get a lawyer. Perino, 42, was arraigned Thursday on 12 counts of first-degree perjury and faces as many as seven years on each count, prosecutors said. He was released on $15,000 bail.

Perino had arrested Crespo on New Year’s Eve 2005 while investigating the shooting of a man in an elevator. While in an interrogation room at a station house, Crespo, then 17, stealthily pressed the record button on the MP3 player, a Christmas gift, DeMarco said. After Crespo was charged with attempted murder, his family surprised DeMarco by playing him the recording.

“I couldn’t believe my ears,” said the lawyer, who decided to keep the recording under wraps until he cross-examined Perino at the trial.” Prosecutors then offered Crespo, who had faced as many as 25 years if convicted, seven years if he pleaded guilty to a weapons charge. Erik Crespo accepted the plea.

Well, it seems that recording a conversation can save your but from a murder charge. The thing that really troubles me is that this kid got off with so little, only seven years for a murder he MIGHT of been able to be charged with? I mean, it is great that the cop is gone but I would rather have both off the streets for a long, long time. Then we get to Martha, who didn’t get very long either. Perjury isn’t being taken seriously enough. Lock them up and throw away the key!

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Did Ann Arbor come before the Chicken?

  • December 4, 2007 1:21 pm

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People who want fresh eggs in their yard may find it easier in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Councilman Stephen Kunselman said a number of business people and residents support the idea and said he plans to bring a resolution before the city council.Many communities allow chickens but not roosters, which can make a lot of noise at dawn, Kunselman said. He said regulations typically require a 25-foot setback from other homes to avoid disturbing neighbors.

“What’s with the chickens?” Councilman Stephen Rapundalo asked Kunselman. “Chickens lay eggs,” Kunselman said. “I want fresh eggs. It’s just a simple ordinance change.” “I want to have fresh milk,” Rapundalo said. “Let’s change the ordinance to allow cows or goats.” “You can live in New York City and have chickens,” Kunselman responded. “It’s not a matter of how urban you are. It’s a matter of political will.”

I want to thank Stephen Kunselman for being quirky as all get out. I live just north of Ann Arbor, and would love to visit a few of my friends down there. Now, I can go get eggs right out of their backyard! This is a great idea seriously. It promotes the dying art of farming in a era where we need more food. Why not Ann Arbor, go for the eggs. In fact, take the gusto and do allow people to have cows and goats, as long as they meet the requirements. I can’t wait to see if this ordinance is passed. I actually read about it yesterday in the Ann Arbor News, and not the AP wire…I was REALLY surprised when it showed up.

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Pay Phones:Extinct

  • December 4, 2007 11:07 am

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Pay Phones are becoming harder and harder to find across the United States.  AT&T will be leaving the pay phone business by the end of next year.   There are roughly 1 million pay phones left in the United States, down from the peak of 2.6 million in 1998.  Canadian backers of AT&T will continue to operate pay phones, even though they are decreasing at roughly 3% a year.  There are an estimated 150,000 pay phones in Canada.  Nebraska is even worse, with some of their pay phones being required by law.  Every small town or village is required to have one for emergencies.  However, the pay phones sometimes are not used for months.  For example, Strang, NB Population 42 last utilized its pay phone on July 4th, 2007.

Pay Phones are dying.  It’s a sad reality.  However, I am sure we will get on.  Just think, some people still don’t have cell phones.  What will happen when the last pay phone is taken off the Earth?

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Chimps Smarter than College Students

  • December 3, 2007 9:07 pm

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Scientists have proven that chimps are often smarter than humans in short term memory. That challenges the belief of many people, including many scientists, that “humans are superior to chimpanzees in all cognitive functions,” said researcher Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Kyoto University. One memory test included three 5-year-old chimps who’d been taught the order of Arabic numerals 1 through 9, and a dozen human volunteers.

They saw nine numbers displayed on a computer screen. When they touched the first number, the other eight turned into white squares. The test was to touch all these squares in the order of the numbers that used to be there. Results showed that the chimps, while no more accurate than the people, could do this faster.

Tetsuro Matsuzawa thinks two factors gave his chimps the edge. For one thing, he believes human ancestors gave up much of this skill over evolutionary time to make room in the brain for gaining language abilities. The other factor is the youth of Ayumu and his peers. The memory for images that’s needed for the tests resembles a skill found in children, but which dissipates with age. In fact, the young chimps performed better than older chimps in the new study. So the next logical step is to fix up Ayumu with some real competition on these tests: little kids.

Haha. Well we know that we logically have come from chimps. But them being smarter than us? Hey, you gotta give the chimps some props. They were able to do better than college students! I wonder if a five year old kid would do nearly as well? We will have to wait and see. :)

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Naked Fireman

  • December 2, 2007 11:43 am

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A firefighter who had just retired showed up at work completely nude Friday. Johnson City, NY retired assistant fire chief Kenneth Rowe showed up at work naked to make his buddies laugh. His friends took pictures of him and they all shared in the fun of the event. However, the pictures ended up in the hands of police. Rowe was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Well, well Mr. Rowe! You seem to be very stupid. Who walks around naked outside regardless the matter. You deserve your conviction. Hope you have a nice jail term for playing around. Haha, I just can’t stop laughing at your stupidity.

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Florida Student Throws Crayon at Teacher

  • November 30, 2007 11:16 pm

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Taewon Little, 14, was kicked out of a school in Florida after throwing a crayon at his teacher.  Taewon was also charged with third degree battery for the incident.  “I felt like they really blew this out of proportion by charging my child with a misdemeanor and taking him to court,” Robyn Little, Taewon’s mother said.    The A. Philip Randolph Academy Principal says Taewon will not be allowed reentry to the school until he has completed an alternative learning program.

This is stupid!  Why would you suspend a normal kid from school for throwing a crayon?  Did it poke out the teachers eye?  I’d love more detail but its probably all locked up behind political red tape.  Come on A.Philip Randolph Academy, show your reasoning.  You are a magnet high school, and named after a famous activist!  Show some character, speak up!

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[Lost and Found]Pot found next to highway

  • November 28, 2007 3:15 pm

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The Florida Highway Patrol says that anyone missing two bags of marijuana can come down to the station to claim it. FHP Trooper Larry Coggins says the 60 pounds of pot might be worth around $54,000 on the street. It probably fell off or was thrown from a car on the interstate. A crew cleaning near the interstate found the pot, although it is unknown how it got there. Coggins says it’s not the largest amount of pot ever dumped along a roadside, but it’s certainly not a common find.

Now that is strange…where’d all that pot go. You could never expect to find 60 pounds of pot on the side of the road. I wonder if it was a prison crew. I am surprised that someone hasn’t started shooting people up over losing it. Oh, well we will find out soon. If you are missing that pot, go on down to claim your 20 year prison sentence at the Tampa office of the Florida Highway Patrol!

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