The government has always seemed to be a big fan of women having their breasts between cold plates once every year. While the government is not always smart, anything that exposes your body to less radiation is good! Women in their 40s should stop routinely having annual mammograms and older women should cut back to…
Tim Hortons to become Canadian, Eh?
Well it turns out that Tim Hortons, that coffee shop that is the Canadian version of Starbucks wasn’t really Canadian after all. It used to be owned by Wendys, but no worries, it is now becoming a subsidiary of a Canadian company! Tim Hortons Inc., the coffee chain with an image as Canadian as hockey…
F Word found on Yearbook Cover
This stupid kid thought it would be funny to put the F word on the cover of the yearbook. Wow, there is no advisor to look that over before it goes to presses? Uhm, right…you guys really need to get a tighter look at that! Griffith wrote that cosmetic surgery is being performed on the…
FBI agents get $45 thousand for Iraq overtime
WASHINGTON – Taxpayers were billed an average of $45,000 in overtime and extra pay for each FBI agent temporarily posted to Iraq over the course of four years, according to a new Justice Department report. In some cases, agents were paid to watch movies, exercise and attend parties. In all, the audit by Justice Department…
Subway Employees Scare Robber
A man carrying a trash bag entered a sandwich shop Sunday night, claimed to have a gun and demanded money, South Whitehall Township police said. Spooked employees ran out a rear door and startled the would-be robber enough that he took off out the front door before completing his robbery, police said. No one was…
President Bush’s Shoe Fetish
1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe? 2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe? 3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown. 4. Let’s say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?…
Children’s Charity refuses naked doctors contributions
Makers of a calendar chock-full of naked doctors have turned to the Prostate Cancer Foundation after a children’s charity refused to be linked with it. The calendar of 12 naked male doctors, organised by Queenstown doctor Sam Hazledine, was designed to raise money for children’s charity KidsCan. But KidsCan general manager Julie Helson was horrified,…
Women gets 55 years after being found innocent
VERO BEACH — It was $1,900 here and $10,000 there. On Friday, it all added up to a sentence of 55 years in state prison for 42-year-old Johnnie Miles, whose criminal record — of bad checks and financial fraud — dates to when she was 14 years old, according to court officials. A month ago,…
New Zealand Police Hunt Tree Poisoner
Palmerston North police are investigating the poisoning of an ash tree worth over $32,000, Senior Sergeant Brett Calkin said today. The council-owned tree, on Totara Road on the outskirts of Palmerston North, was about 20 years old. Mr Calkin said 13 large holes had been bored into the base of the tree, and it appeared…
Guy takes on IRS and wins
WASHINGTON – It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute. Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory. The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has…
Shirtless man ticketed
EASTON, Md. – For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to…
Police blow up pipe bomb chicken
SIMSBURY, Conn. — Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside. Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off. The road was…
City of Dearborn Bans Ice Cream Trucks
City officials in Dearborn Heights, Mich., say they may ban ice cream truck drivers from playing music because residents think it’s too loud. The city council is preparing to pass an ordinance Tuesday, permitting drivers to sound bells only as they are making an ice cream sale, The Detroit News reported. Drivers say the ordinance…
Americans Fear Gas Shortage
As much as Americans fret over the rising price of gas, one thing worries them more: the possibility of having to wait in long lines to buy rationed gas. A CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday shows that 55% of those surveyed are more worried about long lines at gas stations and rationing than about the…
Teachers investigated for shouting
TEACHERS are under scrutiny for shouting while trying to control students in the classroom and playground. Education Department officials are investigating teachers for shouting at students to “put that down”, “leave him alone”, “sit down” or “pick up those papers” and demanding to know, “who told you that you could go there?” The Sunday Telegraph…
Stationary store sells playboy material alongside Winnie the Pooh
Pictured above:Reverend Tim Jones A furious vicar took direct action against Playboy stationery products aimed at children - by sweeping them off the shelves. The Reverend Tim Jones accused the soft porn empire of “cynical and wicked commercial exploitation”. The reverend did score initial success by getting the store to remove the material pending a…
Iceland tops list of peaceful countries
Iceland tops the list of most peaceful countries in the world. The U.S. does not do so well on the list however. The U.S. scored 97th out of 140, placing it in the bottom third of the world’s most peaceful countries on the list. The list was based on 121 economic and other factors that…
Brangelina’s Kids: A Bit Confused
Ah, the things kids come up with. Angelina Jolie has reported that her 3-year-old daughter, Zahara, believes that she is pregnant…with a baby pig. To make matters more ridiculous, their son, Pax, seems to think that he is also with child…er…monkey. Apparently, Zahara wants to be like her mommy (as does their son), who is…
High heel racing man who dressed in drag for Hannah Montana Tickets in trouble for workers compensation fraud
Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women’s clothing and high heels – at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work. Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck has been charged with workers compensation fraud. He’s accused of taking part in a radio station’s contest for Hannah…
Funny smelling money nets drug arrest
The musty smell of a man’s money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate. The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell like…
Craiglists hoax results in Oregon mans loss
Robert Salisbury did not expect a phone call from someone wondering about taking his horse, but once he received the call, things got even weirder. Salisbury, from southern Oregon was not home this past Saturday, when someone posted an ad on Craigslist stating that the owner of the home had to move out of the…
Buy your own Missle Silo
An interesting site that allows you to buy your own, “20th century castle”. These are really decommissioned missile bases. Story
PayPal cancels Naturists magazines account
PayPal has decided to stop processing payments for “Going Natural” magazine. The group says it has received e-mails from PayPal claiming the magazine is pornographic, and sells “sexually oriented goods or services involving minors” or “services for which the purpose is to facilitate meetings for sexually oriented activities. The Foundation of Canadian Naturalists say the…
Controversial easter parade
Pictured Above: Strip club party invite Parents and children attending the Dunbar, FL Easter parade got a few suprises. Dunbar, which is near Fort Meyers, had people handing out bail bond cards, a scantily clad party invite, and a CD containing explicit lyrics. Parade officials said that they will be investigating how to make sure…
Kilpatrick charged!
Kwame Kilpatrick, the mayor of Detroit, MI and his girlfriend have been charged with 12 counts including perjury and obstruction of justice. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and an ex-aide have been charged with perjury and obstruction of justice after prosecutors said sexually explicit text messages between the two contradicted their sworn court testimony. Detroit Mayor…
Schools officials alerted of Strawberry Meth
Pictured Above: FAKE and MYTHICAL Strawberry meth A less than common sense police officer in the United Kingdom alerted school officials to a drug that doesn’t exist. The incident occured when a police officer received an email and forwarded it through a special system connecting police and area schools. The police department says the officer…
101 Year Old to run the London Marathon
Buster Martin is one amazing dude. At the age of 101, Buster is set to run in the London Marathon, a full 26 mile event. This is not the first time Buster Martin has been in the news. He has beaten off gangs of teenagers, and has also become known as the United Kingdom’s oldest…
Red Sox scout arrested for pitching in public
A Boston Red Sox scout was arrested for committing a lewd act in public. Jesse Levis is facing charges of committing a lewd and lavacious act in the presence of children under the age of 16. Police and a U.S. Marshals task force arrested him at a Melbourne hotel after he was kicked out of…
Pot plants show up at San Jose Recycling Center
Santa Clara County, you have a pot grower who recycles. Volunteers at GreenTeam, a recycling center in San Jose were sorting through some material Friday when a worker opened a plastic garbage bag with 5 pounds of marijuana inside. The police were contacted at 11 A.M. to report the find. The marijuana plants had…
Loss of thousands of students saves MI $190 million
A loss of thousands of students in Michigan schools is saving the state big time. Michigan is estimated to benefit to the tune of 190 million dollars, a small portion of its 11.3 billion dollar aid fund for students. Time will tell if Michigan school districts can compete. Many have lost 30 kids or more,…
Women gets jail for library fines
A Beloit, Wisconsin women received jail time after not being able to repay her library book fines. Public library officials send three overdue notices to offenders and after that a citation is issued with a possible court date. Keely Givhan was moving and never received the notices. Givhan was then pulled over by police for…
NJ Students punished for paying with pennies
Readington Township, New Jersey students received detention this past week, but not for chewing gum or getting into a fight. 29 students paid for their $2 lunches with 200 pennies. The students started paying with pennies to protest the shortened lunch period they were having Thursday, but school officials say they punished the students because…
Dogs: Click it or Ticket
The next time you are driving around Collier County, you might want your dog restrained. The Collier County Sherrif is requiring that pets do not obstruct a drivers view as it is a safety hazard. Any pet that does, will get there owner fined $73 and be very disliked for several weeks. Collier County officials…
Women condemed for practicing witchcraft
A Saudi Arabian women has been sentenced to death for witchcraft. Originally sources reported that the women weighed the same as a duck but upon further review nothing could be found to back that up. However, in a letter to King Abdallah, the group said that Fawza Falih had been beaten to extort a confession…
Offbeat Stories of the Year
I usually wouldn’t steal things…well Yes I would but thats another matter. However, the people over at ABC(AUSTRALIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY) decided that their users liked these stories. I have covered one or two of them. But not nearly all of them! Monster toad captured in NT Richards denies snorting father’s ashes Des’ree toasted for worst…
Santa is groped
Santa was at the Danbury, NY mall on Sautrday when a naughty woman sat on his lap and groped him. “The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach…
Butts cannot stand trial over T.P. fiasco
A woman accused of stealing toilet paper from a courthouse has stirred international attention. However, Suzanne Butts has been declared incompetent for trial. Suzanne Butts, 38, was accused of stealing the toilet paper several months ago and was recently evaluated by Dr. Luke Hansen of Center Associates. “His report indicates that Defendant cannot be restored…
Man Fills Inside of Car With Gas
Yes. Nothing odd about filling up the good ol’ gas tank right? Well, this post isn’t what you might have gathered from the title…. A tired, or drunk man, needed to fill up on gas. So he did that indeed! He filled the back of his car with gasoline! No, not the tank, the BACK…
Airport Threatened By Vodka
Airport security is bad. Waiting in lines are horrible, but these days you can’t bring any liquid on the plane. Fair enough, just dump your liquid, and get on your flight. Well, one man has thrown away his last bottle, because Airplane security told an elderly man that he couldn’t bring his Vodka on the…
I Rode SLUT Today!
While many people will be quick to comment about how we are turning into a filth blog, I’ll be quick to correct everyone’s thought process by saying that SLUT is just an acronym for South Lake Union Trolley! The South Lake Union region of Seattle has been booming and today it was the first time…
McDonalds Says Eat Faster or Else
Just when McDonald’s cleared the highest stock update, they have already found a way to screw over their customers. In recent news from the UK, local law enforcement have been fining people that eat too slow. If it takes you longer than 45 minutes to eat your food, regardless of the size of your family…
Students teacher shows porn to…students!
A student teacher in Bixby, OK is being investigated for showing 14-15 year old students pornography. Several students told their parents about it Friday evening and police are looking into it. Investigators plan to present charges to the Tulsa County District Attorney before they make an arrest. Hmmm. This is about as idiotic as you…
iPerjury
A teenage suspect who recorded his interrogation has landed his integrator in hot waters said authorities, Thursday. Unaware of the recording, Detective Christopher Perino testified in April that the suspect “wasn’t questioned” about a shooting in the Bronx, a criminal complaint said. But then the defense confronted Perino with a transcript that proved Perino had…
Did Ann Arbor come before the Chicken?
People who want fresh eggs in their yard may find it easier in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Councilman Stephen Kunselman said a number of business people and residents support the idea and said he plans to bring a resolution before the city council.Many communities allow chickens but not roosters, which can make a lot of noise…
Pay Phones:Extinct
Pay Phones are becoming harder and harder to find across the United States. AT&T will be leaving the pay phone business by the end of next year. There are roughly 1 million pay phones left in the United States, down from the peak of 2.6 million in 1998. Canadian backers of AT&T will continue…
Chimps Smarter than College Students
Scientists have proven that chimps are often smarter than humans in short term memory. That challenges the belief of many people, including many scientists, that “humans are superior to chimpanzees in all cognitive functions,” said researcher Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Kyoto University. One memory test included three 5-year-old chimps who’d been taught the order of Arabic…
Naked Fireman
A firefighter who had just retired showed up at work completely nude Friday. Johnson City, NY retired assistant fire chief Kenneth Rowe showed up at work naked to make his buddies laugh. His friends took pictures of him and they all shared in the fun of the event. However, the pictures ended up in the…
