Hooker makes less, get’s heat shut off

  • December 18, 2008 5:57 pm

Jerica Roush’s power was shut off Wednesday, the second time in the past month her home went dark.

The 19-year-old, a dancer at Oasis Cabaret gentlemen’s club in Adams County, said the sinking economy has drastically cut her wages, making it harder to pay the bills.

Even amid lower energy prices, more Coloradans are struggling to pay their utility bills this heating season.

Xcel Energy, the state’s largest electric and natural-gas utility, shut off 8,526 residential customers for delinquent bills in November, up 117 percent from 3,930 in November 2007, according to spokesman Joe Fuentes.

So far this year, shut-offs have increased by 32 percent.

“It’s the economy, the wintertime, Christmas, everything,” Roush said Wednesday afternoon while applying for financial assistance from the state Low-income Energy Assistance Program.

This week, she made $18 for a day’s worth of work. She used to make $100 a day.

“Not as many people are coming in,” she said.

Previous bills pile up

LEAP approved about 29,000 financial-aid requests from Nov. 1 through Friday, up 25 percent from the same period in 2007, said Todd Jorgen sen, Colorado LEAP director.

“There’s probably a variety of factors, but most generally, it’s the economy,” Jorgensen said.

The surge in shut-offs and requests for aid comes as utility bills are expected to be 10 percent lower than a year ago for the heating season from November to April, said Skip Arnold, executive director of Energy Outreach Colorado, a nonprofit organization that raises funds for energy assistance.

“What’s happening is the large bills we’ve seen over the last few years are finally reaching a point where the balances are just higher because people . . . can’t pay the full bill, and so it continues to mount,” he said.

Xcel can turn the power off on customers after they are 30 days behind. But the company usually gives customers several warnings and up to 90 days to arrange a payment plan before disconnecting them.

Roush has a 1-year-old daughter and lives with her sister-in-law, Jennifer Martinez, who is unemployed and has two children of her own.

Aid fund has more to give

She said her Xcel bill grew to $900 in November, when the utility cut her electricity the first time. She made a $100 payment the same day to have the power restored.

She sought help Wednesday after receiving a notice that her electricity would be cut off again if she didn’t pay her bill in full. While at the LEAP office, she found out Xcel had already cut the power.

Jamie Glennon, a spokeswoman for the Denver Department of Human Services, said Roush was granted $350 in aid from LEAP, which will go directly to Xcel, and her power was restored later Wednesday.

LEAP received $62 million in federal funding this year, up from about $30 million a year ago. As such, the program raised the minimum aid it provides to qualified residents to $350 from $200 a year ago. The maximum aid increased to $900 from $700. To qualify, an applicant has to earn less than 185 percent of the federal poverty level. For a family of four, that comes to about $3,300 a month.

Wow, if we have hookers who are only making $18 a day…we have some serious issues. I will gladly pay this women some more money for her services. She just needs to get used to me. :) Seriously though, this is sad, she needs to get a new job and fast.

University of New Hampshires Naked Freshman Camp

  • December 15, 2008 7:23 pm

A disciplinary report says the University of New Hampshire disbanded one of its oldest student organizations because counselors got naked in front of campers and mooned them as they left on a bus.

The college earlier had declined to say exactly what happened to prompt it to disband Freshman Camp, a student-run organization that welcomes incoming freshmen before classes start.

The report says counselors got naked for campers during a skit and when they were departing on a bus. In the second incident, female counselors lifted their skirts for campers while several male counselors mooned campers. The report said other male counselors stood by naked, wearing only socks or hats.

The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Can I go? I would really enjoy seeing all of these female counselors naked. The male ones would be disturbing, but who wouldn’t like to see a few females naked!

Subway Employees Scare Robber

  • December 15, 2008 7:20 pm

A man carrying a trash bag entered a sandwich shop Sunday night, claimed to have a gun and demanded money, South Whitehall Township police said.

Spooked employees ran out a rear door and startled the would-be robber enough that he took off out the front door before completing his robbery, police said.

No one was hurt in the incident, which happened about 7:30 p.m. at Subway, 3337 Hamilton Blvd., police said.

They said the robber went into the restaurant, approached a manager, said he had a gun and demanded the safe be opened. Two female employees quickly darted out the back door.

The attempted robber dashed out the front.

Police said he is about 5-foot-8 with a medium build. The man had a scarf covering his face and wore a blue plaid jacket and blue jeans. He was carrying a black garbage bag, police said.

Running out the front door of your local subway, or possibly your local bank or any other store that might be in the process of being involved in a robbery sounds like a great way to throw the robber off guard. After all, they are not really all that intelligent anyways…

President Bush’s Shoe Fetish

  • December 15, 2008 7:17 pm

1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let’s say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, “Oh, its just a shoe.”
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, “Throw a shoe at me once, shame on–you. Throw a shoe–you throw a shoe, you can’t throw a shoe again.”
8. Is there not “protection training” for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let’s say there isn’t training for that–but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?

BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)

Don’t you think they should of jumped in front of the shoe?

Mayor has a curfew

  • December 14, 2008 1:45 pm

Fed up with the nocturnal work habits of its mayor, a California city council has approved a curfew limiting how late she can work at City Hall.

South El Monte council members say they have safety and liability concerns for Mayor Blanca Figueroa, who frequently works until the wee hours of the morning. She must now leave the building by 11 p.m.

The mayor — a self-described night owl — calls the restriction petty. She says she needs to stay late because her daytime schedule is filled with meetings and her inbox is overflowing with letters from residents affected by the worsening economy.

South El Monte is a city of 21,000 about 14 miles east of downtown Los Angeles. Council members approved the curfew Wednesday.

Now this is stupid! I cannot believe that a city council has nothing better to do than mundanely assigning curfews to a mayor. Come on, I am sure the mayor can handle herself. She knows her limits, and will be sure to make sure she follows them. Complete morons!

ETA on Rail Line:NEVER

  • December 14, 2008 1:43 pm

How Eta went to war over the environment
The militant Basque separatist movement has its traditional strongholds in urban centres such as Bilbao. But as it seeks to display its eco credentials – by sabotaging a new high-speed rail link – a bloody battle is being fought in one of the region’s most beautiful locations. A project director has already been murdered and now his colleagues fear they may be next

In the Herriko Taberna, a bar in Bilbao’s working-class area of Santutxu, a new picture hangs on the wall this weekend: the face belongs to Garikoitz Aspiazu, a local boy who was, police claim, the military chief of the Euskadi Ta Askatasuna, the armed Basque nationalist group long known to the world as Eta. In a necklace and a pink T-shirt, Aspiazu, linked to at least four deaths, smiles out at the drinkers, the slices of tortilla, the posters and the prizes for the Christmas raffle. ‘A very good guy,’ said Josu Telleria, who helps run the bar. ‘We played football together. He was a great striker.’

Aspiazu, who was arrested a month ago, is lost to the struggle for the time being. But there are plenty of others to carry on the fight. In the same bar Carlos Ruiz, a former steelworker and member of a campaigning group close to the extremist Basque nationalists, argues that the violent confrontation with Madrid stems from its refusal to allow the Basques to decide their own future.

‘No one wants the deaths,’ he said, ‘but when there is a wall and there is no way round it, then there are people who choose violence.’

This is standard talk from an Eta sympathiser, but the current target of the group’s activities is anything but conventional. The organisation to which Ruiz belongs specialises in environmental campaigning. And this year Eta has declared war on a high-speed rail link to be built through the heart of some of the most beautiful countryside in Europe. Two weeks ago the new cause claimed its first victim – Ignacio Uría, 71, a businessman shot dead by two Eta gunmen as punishment for his involvement in the railway project. Eta has gone green, in characteristically deadly fashion.

Fifty miles to the east, high in the stunning mountains that are the heart of the Basque Country, Asier Agirre, the mayor of the small village of Aramaio, unfurled a detailed map showing an unnaturally straight black line drawn through the cramped contours of the snow-flecked hills. It marked the high-speed rail link that the national government in Madrid, the Basque regional authority in Bilbao, and Brussels hope will be built at a cost of €4bn (£3.57bn). Work has already started and one slope near Agirre’s home, where a tunnel will emerge, is now a slough of mud and gravel.

Agirre, 34, does not care that the lines will allow trains to travel from Madrid to Paris at 180mph and are part of a new high-tech vision for an interconnected, environmentally friendly transport system for Europe. He rejects the argument that the project will bring the three main cities and the 2.1 million people of the ‘Basque Autonomous Community’ closer together, generate economic activity and cut down lorry traffic on the busy roads. The mayor, who belongs to the party accused by Madrid of being the political front of Eta, faces eight years in prison for his campaign against the rail link. He has refused to sell his land, where sheep and tough little ponies with bells round their necks graze, to allow its development. The railway is the latest episode in centuries of ‘the oppression of the Basque people’, he says, and ‘any violence has to be seen in that context’.

In Azpeitia, a town half an hour’s drive away, the family of Uría, gunned down while walking from the offices of his construction firm to a restaurant for lunch and a game of cards 11 days ago, are not worrying about the ‘context’ of his death. They were, said cousin Luis Mendizábal, ‘sad, but not angry yet’.

In the Kiruri restaurant itself there was an empty space at Uría’s favourite table, not far from the roaring, warming fire. ‘He was a lovely man, very hard working. He’d been coming in here for 40 years,’ said the owner, who requested anonymity. ‘This is a very, very quiet town. We just hope it’s an isolated incident.’ The local mayor, like Agirre from the party linked to Eta, refused to comment.

Uría died because he was one of the contractors for the rail link – known as the Basque Y after the shape of the new routes which come from south east and south west to run through the narrow strip of Pyrenean foothills along the Bay of Biscay joining the cities of Bilbao, Vitoria and San Sebastian before heading into France. In August Eta, considered a terrorist organisation by Britain, the US and the EU, said they would kill businessmen associated with the project. Uría was the first.

The rail project is likely to go ahead despite the violence and significant local opposition – ‘They are going to do it,’ said Judith Arriolabengoa, an Aramaio villager – so more are likely to die. The increased police patrols, the bodyguards, the anti-sabotage and anti-assassination security precautions planned by the local authorities for the 590 construction workers and their bosses will not necessarily help. ‘Each day Eta is weaker, but it is still capable of carrying out serious attacks,’ said the Basque regional government interior chief, Javier Balza. ‘It will not be easy to guarantee individual personal security.’

For this is far from a normal rail project. The Basque Y runs through more rugged country and sharper sentiments than anywhere else in Europe, cutting across fault lines based in historic grievances, cultural identities and political agitation that have few parallels on the continent outside Ireland, Corsica and the Balkans. It also runs right through the middle of a vicious low-level conflict.

Eta, founded in 1959 and responsible for more than 820 deaths, is at its lowest point for years. With another half dozen militants arrested last week and more than 80 picked up this year alone, the group is suffering from a two-pronged security and judicial offensive launched by Spain’s judiciary and Socialist government after a truce broke down last year following a bombing at Madrid airport that killed two. Early last week, the group’s new military chief, who succeeded Aspiazu only four weeks ago, was arrested in France, another example of reinforced co-operation between Madrid and Paris.

Cash flows to the group are drying up as donations fall and the ‘tax’ on local businesses becomes harder to enforce; recruitment through the banned youth groups is down and, according to Anna Garbati, a veteran Bilbao reporter, there is a generalised growing fatigue with the violence that has scarred the Basque region, one of the richest parts of Spain, for decades. Recent general strikes, once a key demonstration of the Basque extreme nationalists’ hold on the region, have been relatively weak and few expect a turnaround at local elections next year.

All this explains why the rallying call of the environment suits the armed Basque extremists now. ‘Eta is not interested in ecology. The social movement around Eta is strongly left-wing, anti-globalisation and so on, but Eta itself does not have any ideology that is not strictly pro-Basque independence,’ said Garbati.

However, there are two previous examples of such activism: the campaigns against a local nuclear power plant in the 1980s, in which five died, and a motorway in the 1990s, in which four were killed. Both are seen as historic victories for the movement.

The Basque Y train project – which the local transport minister says will create 6,900 new jobs and has been designed so that nearly two thirds of the track is underground – has allowed Eta and allied political and social groups of the Basque National Liberation Movement to exploit new terrain and old cleavages that pit the urban against the rural, the wealthy against ‘the workers’ and the Basques against the Spanish state.

‘This is the biggest economic investment ever in the region. It will take away from education and health, and it will be used just by the upper classes, not the general public, and it is going to favour people from the cities, not from the country,’ said Agirre. ‘We are paying the price here, in our valleys, while the Spanish state benefits.’

In the nearby town of Mondragón, where a Socialist councillor was shot dead by Eta in March, graffiti cover every wall, calling for sabotage against the railway or proclaiming that ‘the Basque country will not be sold out’. The daughter of the dead councillor, who appeared on every TV channel to castigate her father’s killers as cowards, works in a motorway toll gate outside the town and, bouquet of flowers in the cabin beside her, cheerfully gave The Observer precise directions to Aramaio, a nationalist stronghold, when asked.

In the Herriko Taberna, Ruiz is keen to rationalise the deaths of men such as Uría. ‘A death has to be seen within the political context,’ he says. ‘There are people like us who chose the non-violent struggle and there are those who have another vision and other tactics.’

On the walls of the bar were posters calling for a boycott of Israeli-made goods and for support for Kurdish claims for a state.

Ruiz took a paper napkin decorated with the map of ‘Euskal Herria’ – the greater Basque country stretching into France and across seven provinces – to contrast the claims of the nationalists with the current reality of the three provinces of Euskadi, the semi-autonomous Basque region. ‘The struggle has been going on for 200 years,’ he said.

But many other groups campaigning against the Basque Y project are deeply unhappy about Eta’s role as self-appointed defender of the environment. Others, such as the local ruling moderate nationalist party, reject its attempts to establish monopoly on Basque identity politics.

‘We would just like Eta to disappear from this fight,’ said Mikel Arana of Izquierda Unida Bilbao, a moderate socialist and green grouping that forms part of the moderate nationalist dominated regional coalition government. ‘The Eta activity is very damaging. The killing just makes it harder for those who oppose the train.’ National ecological leaders wrote last week to major newspapers denouncing the violence.

Arana’s group believes there is a need for a rail network as an alternative to roads, but is sceptical of the benefits for the Basque region of high-speed train project. From within the government they have negotiated a reduction in speed and an extension to the coast to boost freight traffic on the new 110-mile line.

Workers on the railway take a more pragmatic view. ‘Do they want us to stop working?’ asked one on a site near Legutiano where Eta killed a policeman with a bomb earlier this year. ‘This is how we feed our families.’ Another spoke of how he was ‘caught in the middle’.

Gauging overall sentiment towards Eta and the extremist position it represents is difficult, but such a ‘plague on both your houses’ attitude is common. In Azpeitia, only a few hundred yards from where Uría was shot, one shopkeeper cursed Eta – despite the sticker on his door calling for the return of the 700 prisoners linked to the armed group who are held in Spanish jails, often hundreds of miles from the Basque country. ‘On the one side, it is Eta; on the other, it is the Spanish government,’ said Balverde Uriko, 31. ‘No one is willing to stand up for human rights. That’s why there is a problem. From one side, you get a punch; from the other, a kick.’

Graffiti calling for those jailed to be held nearer ‘home soil’ is everywhere. Every Friday evening in Bilbao, scores of protesters parade slowly through the centre of the city. One 70-year-old with a son and a daughter imprisoned in Cádiz, 600 miles and 11 hours’ driving away, said he wanted to live another 10 years ‘to see them free’. Last week the government was reported to have moved 10 prisoners who denounced the Basque separatist groups current violence nearer their homes.

In the Herriko Taberna, which sits among the rainswept tower blocks of Santutxu, Ekina Estibaliz held her eight-month-old daughter in her arms and pointed to another recently hung portrait on the wall: an image of her husband and the girl’s father, imprisoned four months before the child’s birth. She had come to the bar to be among ‘family’, Estibaliz, 34, said. ‘I am proud of my husband. He was doing a political job. He was just a left-wing militant. He was doing nothing wrong.’

And if her daughter ends up in prison, with her picture on the wall, too? ‘I would be proud of her, too,’ Estabaliz said.

Well, this is just stupid. I believe that this fight is one of the least important things that these countries have done in their long exsistance. The Basques just need to learn that things are moving on and even despite their efforts things will never go back to the way that they want them to.

Partner can use dead partners sperm

  • December 14, 2008 3:37 am

A Queensland woman granted permission to preserve her dead partner’s sperm has described him as her rock, best friend and soulmate.

Krystle Jane Ross, 23, made the application in the Queensland Supreme Court last week, the day after her partner Thomas Takurau, 25, died in a tragic workplace accident.

While Justice John Byrne granted Ms Ross permission to preserve the sperm, a date has yet to be set for hearing Ms Ross’ application to actually use it.

Ms Ross has been unavailable for comment but in a posting made on her MySpace page before Mr Takurau died, she wrote that she could not imagine her life without him.

“I am madly in love with the only man in this world that could possibly tolerate me … Thomas, who is Maori, 25,” Ms Ross wrote.

“(He is) a split personality Gemini and the most amazing and loving man I know!

“I love animals, thus my choice in boyfriend (joking baby, you know I love you).”

Both Ms Ross’ and Mr Takurau’s profiles state they someday wanted children.

“(He’s) my rock, my best friend, my lover, my soul mate and my all, we’ve been together just over two years and I couldn’t imagine a day without him,” Ms Ross’ profile says.

It is one of only two known legal applications of this kind to be granted in Queensland history.

This is just bizzare. You probably would never see something like this happen in the United States. It is great to see that they can make something of someone after they die. I hope that she is able to use the sperm towards keeping the memory of her partner alive.

Children’s Charity refuses naked doctors contributions

  • December 14, 2008 3:34 am

Makers of a calendar chock-full of naked doctors have turned to the Prostate Cancer Foundation after a children’s charity refused to be linked with it.

The calendar of 12 naked male doctors, organised by Queenstown doctor Sam Hazledine, was designed to raise money for children’s charity KidsCan.

But KidsCan general manager Julie Helson was horrified, saying it had never agreed to be associated with the calendar and saw it as inappropriate.

“We appreciate they are trying to do a positive thing here, but you can’t just take money from anyone. We see it as something that’s more suited to a men’s health group or charity. It’s just one of those things that’s not appropriate for young children.”

However, Dr Hazledine said: “The brief was simple: no clothes, and no bits showing.”

Wellington GP Barney Montgomery was captured performing a daring high kick that reveals just the soles of his feet.

Dr Hazledine, who appears in the calendar as Dr December, said he understood KidsCan’s concern.

“In retrospect, we have realised this calendar is not the right initiative to raise money for a children’s charity.

“KidsCan is a fantastic charity that does a huge amount of good, but this is not the right thing.”

He said all proceeds from the 1000 calendars would now go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand.

“I can’t grow facial hair so I couldn’t participate in Movember, so I’m pleased to be able to contribute to such a great cause in a different way.”

Prostate Cancer Foundation president Barry Young said it would be happy to accept money from the calendar sales.

The calendars, which cost $27 each, can be ordered through medrecruit.com.

Honestly, why do you think you could give male porn contributions to a childrens charity? Plus, who wants to see a bunch of naked doctors! I already hate them, why do I need to hate them naked. Come on guys, use your brains!

Women gets 55 years after being found innocent

  • December 14, 2008 3:25 am

— It was $1,900 here and $10,000 there.

On Friday, it all added up to a sentence of 55 years in state prison for 42-year-old Johnnie Miles, whose criminal record — of bad checks and financial fraud — dates to when she was 14 years old, according to court officials.

A month ago, a six-member Indian River County jury found the 29th Avenue resident innocent of the latest charges against her: defrauding a store out of $7,500 during a three-month period in 2007.

But under state rules, Circuit Court Judge Dan Vaughn was allowed to take another look at the facts in the latest case. That’s because she was on probation for a 2003 conviction for grand theft and fraud in Indian River County.

Because of her record, Vaughn gave her the maximum for probation violation: 11 five-year state jail terms, all to be servedconsecutively, adding up to 55 years. Each five-year term is for the 11 offenses for which she served four years in state prison.

Her record goes back even further, including an additional 20 felony fraud and theft convictions, nine petty theft convictions and seven misdemeanor cases, according to county court records.

“She is one of the most notorious thieves” in the county, said Assistant State Attorney Adam Chrzan, who handled her latest case.

Her record, the attorney said, includes such things as making purchases using just credit card numbers. She told a store owner she was the victim of an identify theft and her card was stolen.

In the recent trial, Chrzan said the jury may have been swayed by testimony that a person identifying herself as Johnnie Miles called Riverside Bank claiming her checkbook and credit card were stolen, leading to fraudulent charges.

During sentencing on Friday, Miles made no comment.

I thought the American justice system helped the innocent?  How are judges allowed to avoid the law?  Why are we allowing judges to sentence by going around the rules.  This is just pathetic!  They are even sentencing her for crimes she commited when she was 14 years old, and this women is 42 now!  Our judicial system is really going down the toilet.

New Zealand Police Hunt Tree Poisoner

  • December 14, 2008 3:21 am

Palmerston North police are investigating the poisoning of an ash tree worth over $32,000, Senior Sergeant Brett Calkin said today.

The council-owned tree, on Totara Road on the outskirts of Palmerston North, was about 20 years old.

Mr Calkin said 13 large holes had been bored into the base of the tree, and it appeared agricultural chemicals were poured into the holes. The damage was first noticed by a resident on November 13.

It appeared likely the tree would die, and would have to be removed and replaced at a cost to ratepayers, he said. Palmerston North City Council had valued the tree at $32,452 using the standard tree evaluation method (STEM).

Damage to the tree was not a random act, Mr Calkin said, and some planning and preparation had been required.

“It would seem someone has taken a dislike to the tree for some reason, and then decided to get rid of it,” he said. “It’s a slow but effective way of killing the tree. I suspect the offender had no comprehension of the actual value of the tree.”
Wow, you really have to put a lot of thought into harming a tree.  What sort of extortion could this be?  Maybe the maple syrup industry will begin collapsing!  Heavens no!

Girl uses computer to save flood victims

  • August 24, 2008 6:47 pm

A girl’s e-mailed cry for help and her photos of rising flood waters saved 40 neighbors trapped in a submerged mobile home park.  Tiffany Monk, 16, stood outside her Melbourne trailer during Tropical Storm Fay on Thursday and noticed floodwaters slowly overtaking her community on Eau Gallie Boulevard.  <img src=’http://2716.btrll.com/info/2716/560/300×250.411/no+iframe;6205617′ width=0 height=0 /><a href=’http://ad.doubleclick.net/click%3Bh=v8/3726/3/0/%2a/n%3B206977207%3B0-0%3B0%3B12654586%3B4307-300/250%3B27905682/27923561/1%3B%3B%7Eokv%3D%3Bkw%3Dnews+square+17277174+C05503_10415+C05503_10396%3Bcomp%3D205064058%3Bad%3Dtrue%3Bpgtype%3Ddetail%3Btile%3D3%3Bsz%3D300x250%3B%7Eaopt%3D2/2/3a50/0%3B%7Esscs%3D%3fhttp://2716.btrll.com/clk/2716/560/300×250.411/none/;CtP;6205617′><img src=’http://2716.btrll.com/img/2716/560/300×250.411;CtP;6205617′ width=300 height=250 border=’0′ alt=” /></a>

“There were people trapped in their home,” Monk said. “Water was rising and there was no way out. (There were) people with oxygen tanks and wheelchairs and there was no way out. They needed help.”Monk snapped photos of Groveland Mobile Home Park and then sent e-mails.”You really have to see this,” she said in e-mails she sent along with photos of tires floating by in her road. “We are trapped in. Literally, there is no way out.”"Finally, I e-mailed the radio station 107.1 and I was like, ‘Nobody seems to be coming in here to help us,’” Monk said. “We need help and we are trapped in. And then 20 minutes after that, news people started showing up here.”Emergency personnel realized the severity of the situation and sent large trucks to pull out the elderly and disabled people who had a few feet of standing water inside their trailers.Many were taken to the shelter at Sherwood Elementary School in Melbourne. Police then took some people back into their homes to save personal items.”I was just trying to help out the best I could,” Monk said. “I’ve learned that if you actually take action then someone might listen to you.”"She was worried about the elderly down there and nobody was doing anything,” Monk’s mother, Connie said. “So, she decided to get on the computer and see what I can get done.”

Guy takes on IRS and wins

  • August 24, 2008 6:44 pm

WASHINGTON – It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute.

Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory.

The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has used for more than 20 years to tax shares and cash distributed by mutual life insurance firms to their policyholders when they reorganize as public companies.

A federal court recently agreed with his interpretation.

“There’s a tremendous amount of money at stake,” said Robert Willens, a New York City-based tax analyst at Robert Willens LLC. “Tens of thousands of people could be in line for a refund.”

Don Alexander, an IRS commissioner in the 1970s and now a tax attorney in Washington, said while it’s not unusual for individuals to take on the agency, “most of them lose.”

Alexander called it “quite a significant case.”

The dispute arose when more than 30 mutual life insurance companies became publicly traded corporations in the late 1990s and earlier this decade, in a process known as “demutualization.”

Mutual companies are owned by their policyholders, so the companies provided stock and cash to compensate them for the loss of their ownership interests when they went public.

All told, roughly 30 million policyholders received distributions, Ulrich estimates. MetLife Inc. provided over $7 billion of stock to about 11 million policyholders when it went public in 2000, while Prudential distributed $12.5 billion in stock to another 11 million.

The IRS held that the recipients hadn’t paid anything for the shares and owed taxes on the full amount when the shares were sold. Cash distributions also were fully taxable, the IRS said.

That didn’t sound right to Ulrich, 72, an accountant for 49 years. He began researching the issue in 2001, when he received shares from two companies, Prudential and Indianapolis Life.

Ulrich concluded that policyholders had paid for their ownership rights through their premiums so the distributions should have been tax-free.

That could make a significant difference in what a taxpayer owes. If a company distributed shares worth $30 and a recipient subsequently sold them at $32, under the IRS’ view they would pay taxes on all $32. Under Ulrich’s interpretation, they would owe taxes only on the $2 per share gain.

In 2003, Ulrich publicized his views by contacting tax and insurance experts and setting up a Web site.

“Largely I was regarded as a lunatic,” he said, who “would never prevail against the IRS.”

Still, some people who’d paid taxes contacted Ulrich and asked him to file refund requests, which he did, for a fee. Some of those refunds were granted, he said. Tax experts say the IRS doesn’t always closely scrutinize small refunds.

One of his clients, Jean Prevost and her husband, Jim, who live near Minneapolis, received a refund of almost $1,500 in federal and state taxes in 2003.

“It wasn’t a huge amount of money, but it was ours,” she said.

But the IRS wasn’t pleased with Ulrich, accusing him of promoting abusive tax shelters and demanding the names of his clients, which he said he refused to provide.

The agency backed off in 2004 with help from the IRS’s Taxpayer Advocate office, Ulrich said.

IRS spokesman Bruce Friedland said the agency is prohibited from commenting on its interactions with taxpayers.

One of Ulrich’s clients, Eugene Fisher, a trustee for a Baltimore, Md.-based trust, sued the IRS in February 2004 after being denied a refund.

Judge Francis Allegra of the Court of Federal Claims in Washington sided with Fisher and called the IRS’ view “illogical” in an Aug. 6 decision. He ordered the agency to refund $5,725 in taxes plus interest to the trust overseen by Fisher.

It’s not clear how many people could benefit from the ruling. Many of the 30 million policyholders are probably too late to seek refunds, since claims must be filed within three years of the April 15 tax deadline. That means the statute of limitations for taxes paid for 2004 ran out April 15, 2008.

Many individual taxpayers may not have enough at stake to go to the trouble, said Burgess Raby, a Tempe, Ariz.-based attorney who represented Fisher. Still, millions of policyholders could benefit from the court’s ruling, he said.

Raby credits Ulrich with being the driving force behind the issue.

“The genesis for this was Chuck’s real feeling that this was an unfair position” by the IRS, Raby said.

The government could appeal the ruling and likely will fight future refund claims, perhaps hoping for a different outcome in a separate court, tax experts said.

Charles Miller, a spokesman for the Justice Department, said the government hasn’t yet decided whether to appeal.

Still, taxpayers should request refunds if they’re eligible, the tax experts said, because even if the IRS rejects the claim, doing so extends the deadline for a potential refund for two more years.

Ulrich will prepare refund requests for interested taxpayers, for a fee, and has posted additional information at his Web site, http://www.demutualization.biz. But he said the principle is more important to him.

“I think it’s important that taxpayers’ rights be protected,” he said. “We should have had a Boston Tea Party over this.”

Shirtless man ticketed

  • June 12, 2008 6:01 pm

EASTON, Md. – For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to stop for police.

A town ordinance adopted in 1974 forbids anyone from going topless in public buildings or on public streets and sidewalks. Possible penalties are a fine of up to $100 and up to 10 days in jail.

Easton Police Lt. Gregory Wright said people without shirts are considered a public nuisance. He said three citations have been issued since 2003.

Cedar Rapids Floods

  • June 12, 2008 5:59 pm

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa – The Cedar River poured over its banks here Thursday, forcing the evacuation of nearly 4,000 homes, causing a railroad bridge to collapse and leaving cars underwater on downtown streets.

Officials estimated that 100 blocks were underwater in Cedar Rapids, where several days of preparation could not hold back the rain-swollen river. Rescuers had to use boats to reach many stranded residents, and people could be seen dragging suitcases up closed highway exit ramps to escape the water.

“We’re just kind of at God’s mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start,” Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. “We’re going to need a lot of prayers and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding.”

Days of heavy rain across the state have sent nine rivers across Iowa at or above historic flood levels. Residents were already steeling themselves for floods before storms late Wednesday and early Thursday brought up to 5 inches of rain across west central Iowa.

“We are seeing a historic hydrological event taking place with unprecedented river levels occurring,” said Brian Pierce, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Davenport. “We’re in uncharted territory — this is an event beyond what anybody could even imagine.”

Gov. Chet Culver has declared 55 of the state’s 99 counties as state disaster areas.

No deaths or serious injuries were reported in Iowa, but one man was killed in southern Minnesota after his car plunged from a washed-out road into floodwaters. Another person was rescued from a nearby vehicle in the town of Albert Lea.

In Des Moines, officials said they were urging residents to evacuate more than 200 homes north of downtown because of concerns that the Des Moines River would top a nearby levee. Some residents also were ordered to evacuate homes along rivers in Iowa City and Coralville.

In Cedar Rapids, a city of about 124,000, flood waters downtown neared the top of stop signs and cars were nearly covered in water. It wasn’t clear just how high the river had risen because a flood gauge was swept away by the swirling water.

“It’s going door to door to make sure people don’t need to be rescued, cause right now they can’t get out on their own,” said Dave Koch, a spokesman for the Cedar Rapids Fire Department. “It’s just too deep.”

The surging river caused part of a railroad bridge and about 20 hopper cars loaded with rocks to collapse into the river. The cars had been positioned on the bridge in hopes of weighing it down against the rising water.

Joe Childers, an official at a U.S. Bank in downtown Cedar Rapids, was in jeans and tennis shoes as he worked to move documents and other items upstairs or out of the building.

“We’re trying to keep water out of as many places as we can,” he said. “It’s pretty amazing. I don’t think anyone really expected it this far.”

Prisoners had to be moved from the Linn County jail, including some inmates who had been transferred from the Benton County jail in Vinton because of flooding. The sheriff’s office also was under water, Zeller said.

“We’ve had to move our operations out of the area and to our alternate emergency site,” Zeller said. “We are just trying to regroup. When you don’t have all of your equipment and you don’t have all your facilities to operate out of — we’re at a little bit of a disadvantage … but we’re carrying on as normal.”

Several emergency shelters were opened, and the city had closed all but one of its bridges over the Cedar River.

“I believe that this is God’s way of doing things, and I’ve got insurance, so I’m not worried about it,” said Tim Grimm, who was forced to leave his home in the city’s Czech Village area.

In Austin, Minn., the Cedar River was expected to crest Thursday night at 22 feet, 7 feet above flood stage. The river reached 25 feet in a 2004 flood that caused major damage in the city.

Some businesses and offices were closed because of the flooding, including a Hormel Foods corporate office and its Spam Museum. The city of Austin, however, has bought many properties in the flood plain since the 2004 flood and tore structures down.

“The city has been very proactive and that’s going to save them some problems this time,” said Mike Welvaert, a weather service meteorologist.

Flooding this week also caused damage across southern Wisconsin, where thunderstorms continued pounding the area on Thursday.

A funnel cloud was reported in Grant County in southwestern Wisconsin, said Chris Kuhlman, a weather service meteorologist. The weather service also said flash floods in the county closed two highways and required rescues, though a sheriff’s office dispatcher did not immediately have those details.

Just southeast of Grand Rapids, Mich., crews pulled the body of a motorist from a car found drifting in the swollen Thornapple River. State police said they believe the 57-year-old man called on his cell phone but didn’t say what happened or where he was; they found him using global positioning equipment.

People in several northern Missouri communities, meanwhile, were piling up sandbags to prepare for flooding in the Missouri River, expected to crest over the weekend, and a more significant rise in the Mississippi River expected Wednesday.

Man puts duct tape over license plate to steal gas

  • June 10, 2008 5:14 pm

MADISON TWP., Mich. – An Adrian man is being sought on suspicion of stealing gasoline.

According to a report released Friday by the Lenawee County Sheriff’s Department, at about 2:54 p.m. on May 19, a passerby observed a man placing black electrical tape over the license plate of a 1998 Chevrolet in the parking lot of Meijer and then driving away.

When the responding officer arrived, the witness told him the vehicle had pulled into the Murphy Oil station in the 1500 block of East U.S. Highway 223.

The officer pulled in behind the man, who was in the process of pumping gas into the vehicle, and noticed the license plate on the vehicle was obscured with black tape. Determining the evidence suggested a crime was in progress, the officer approached the man with his duty weapon drawn. The man was identified as William B. Webb, 23, of Adrian. Webb was released after being detained, as the investigation continued.
Lt. Cletus Smith of the Lenawee County Sheriff’s Department said “a massive amount of gas” is being stolen because of the recent increase in fuel prices. If a person’s vehicle is involved in a crime, Smith said, “we have the right to confiscate it to pay for what was stolen.”

Smith acknowledged the citizen who alerted police to the suspicious behavior. “We commend her for taking note of what was going on in the parking lot and reporting it,” he said.

Maggie Lyn Bailey, 19, of Adrian, who owns the vehicle, is not being charged with any crime, Smith said. The seized car was sold back to her.

One felony and two misdemeanor warrants have been issued for Webb on suspicion of larceny of gas, forging or altering a license plate and driving on a suspended license, second offense.

Michigan Sherrif arrests burglar next door

  • June 10, 2008 5:10 pm

PITTSFORD — Even in his sleep, the Hillsdale County sheriff is on duty.

WCSR-AM in Hillsdale reports Sheriff Stan Burchardt captured a breaking-and-entering suspect at an automotive-related business after being awakened about 1:15 a.m. Friday by noise outside his Pittsford home.

The sheriff’s department says Burchardt went outside to investigate and saw a person run up to the front of Pittsford Gas & Tire, smash a window and go inside.

Burchardt followed the person inside and spotted him filling a backpack with cigarettes and other items.

Burchardt ordered the suspect to get on the floor and called for backup. Deputies arrived within minutes.

The suspect is a 17-year-old from Montgomery and was being held at the county jail pending arraignment.

Police blow up pipe bomb chicken

  • June 10, 2008 5:09 pm

SIMSBURY, Conn. — Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.

Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off.

The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department’s bomb squad came and blew up the chicken.

Nobody was injured. No arrests had been made Monday night.

City of Dearborn Bans Ice Cream Trucks

  • June 10, 2008 5:05 pm

City officials in Dearborn Heights, Mich., say they may ban ice cream truck drivers from playing music because residents think it’s too loud.

The city council is preparing to pass an ordinance Tuesday, permitting drivers to sound bells only as they are making an ice cream sale, The Detroit News reported.

Drivers say the ordinance is unreasonable and poses a major threat to their sales.

“You’re just going to be driving down the streets and the kids won’t hear you coming. I’m going to have to watch what I’m doing. It’s just not worth it,” driver Dominic Amato, 19, said.

City leaders defend the proposed rule, saying it is intended to keep the peace in local neighborhoods.

“We don’t want to discourage people from making a living selling ice cream, but we have to have some sort of control,” Councilwoman Janet Badalow said.

Drunk Baby Born Fives Times Over the Limit

  • June 10, 2008 3:36 pm

A mother who was intoxicated during her labor at a Polish hospital gave birth to a baby girl who was almost 15 times over the country’s adult drunk-driving limit, Agence France-Presse is reporting.

The baby girl, born Monday, had a blood alcohol level of 0.29 percent. Poland’s drunk driving limit is 0.02 percent, according to the report.

In the U.S., the adult drunk-driving limit is 0.08.

Doctors at a hospital in Otwock, on the outskirts of Warsaw, Poland, called the police after the drunk expectant mother checked in to give birth.

The 38-year-old mother’s blood alcohol level was 0.12 percent, which is the equivalent of drinking a bottle of wine, according to the report.The mother could face up to five years in prison on charges of endangering the life and health of her child, it is reported. Doctors said the baby is not in immediate danger, but the alcohol may impact her development.

Americans Fear Gas Shortage

  • June 10, 2008 2:53 pm

As much as Americans fret over the rising price of gas, one thing worries them more: the possibility of having to wait in long lines to buy rationed gas.

A CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday shows that 55% of those surveyed are more worried about long lines at gas stations and rationing than about the high prices that drivers have paid in recent months. The poll shows 40% of the respondents are more concerned about the high prices.

While gas rationing is not expected at this time, it was a hallmark of the 1970s- era energy crisis, when drivers lined up outside gas stations and sales of gas were limited to certain days of the week.

However, at that time, gas was in short supply, which is not the case today.

The poll shows that 83% of respondents think $4-a-gallon gas is a major problem or a crisis.

The poll results highlight the conflict facing U.S. consumers between the financial hardship of elevated gas prices and the necessity of driving. It suggests that they are heavily dependent on easily accessible gas and are willing to pay more to avoid inconveniences.

The poll results reflect telephone interviews with 1,035 adults conducted June 4-5. The margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage points.

Consumers are responding to the current energy dilemma in different ways. A previously released portion of the poll showed that 66% of those surveyed said they are cutting back on the amount of driving they do, and 71% indicated that they are considering buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle.

What’s more, 55% of respondents said they were cutting back significantly on household spending to cope with higher fuel bills. And 78% said the current state of the economy was poor or very poor.

Gas prices have become an important political issue as the nation prepares to elect a new president. On Tuesday, Senate Republicans were able to block consideration a windfall profits tax of the five largest U.S. oil companies and the rescinding of $17 billion in tax breaks the companies expect to enjoy over the next decade.

Critics of the oil industry say its profits are excessive and come at the expense of the American public. Energy companies say oil and gas prices are determined by the economic fundamentals of supply and demand, that strong demand from overseas supports prices and that their profit margins are slim.

Minister launces drive-in church

  • June 9, 2008 8:12 pm

MARIETTA, Ga., June 9  — A Georgia church had its first drive-in service Sunday attracting worshipers who remained in their cars while the minister preached.

The Rev. Norman Markle of New Hope Methodist Church in Marietta, Ga., says he has been pondering the idea of a drive-in church for a couple of years, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday.

Markle sees drive-in spirituality as the logical next step for people who eat in their cars and conduct business by cell phone.

To launch his new service, Markle purchased a low-powered AM transmitter and posted signs along Cobb Parkway urging people to “Worship in Your Car Just as You Are.”

“I thought we could get some new people to come out and see what the word of God is on Sunday,” Markle told the newspaper.

About a dozen cars showed up for the first service on Sunday but Markle says he is optimistic the number will increase, the Journal-Constitution reported.

Virgina to execute crazy man

  • June 8, 2008 11:28 pm

RICHMOND, Va. – A Virginia man who whose execution has been pushed back three times because of questions about his mental capacity is scheduled to die Tuesday unless the governor or courts step in again.

Percy Walton, 29, was sent to death row for robbing and killing three neighbors in Danville in 1996. He is set to die by lethal injection at 9 p.m. Tuesday and would becoming the 100th person executed in Virginia since the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated capital punishment in 1976. Only Texas, with 405, has executed more people.

A federal court stopped Walton’s execution in 2003 three days before it was scheduled to allow time to determine if Walton understood he was going to die and why.

In June 2006, Gov. Timothy M. Kaine granted a reprieve two hours before Walton was set to die and ordered an evaluation of his mental condition. That December, Kaine delayed the execution another 18 months.

At the time, Kaine said he believed Walton met the Supreme Court’s definition of mental incompetence but that it was possible _ though unlikely–that his condition was temporary. The governor’s spokesman said Kaine was reviewing Walton’s clemency petition but he would not comment on the case.

Kaine, a Roman Catholic, has personal, faith-based objections to the death penalty but five executions have occurred since he became governor in 2006, including one last month. Kaine has yet to commute a death row inmate’s sentence.

Walton’s attorneys say he has not improved.

“His mental condition, in my own opinion, is just as it was if not worse,” Nash Bilisoly said.

Walton’s attorneys claim he suffers from schizophrenia and that he does not understand his execution.

Walton has said that after he is put to death he plans to go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle. But he also has referred to the execution as “the end” and said before his trial that the “chair is for killers.”

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled it unconstitutional to execute the insane or those with an IQ less than 70, established by the age of 18, who lack basic adaptive skills.

No competency hearing was held before Walton was sentenced to death, and mental evaluations have yielded conflicting results.

Walton scored 90 and 77 on intelligence tests taken when he was 17 and 18, respectively. After he was sentenced to death, Walton’s scores declined.

Several of Walton’s fellow death row inmates told The Associated Press in 2006 that Walton spends his days laughing to himself and talking to voices in his head, and that he is incapable of engaging in any meaningful conversation. Walton’s prison nickname is “Crazy Horse.”

A prison guard once testified that Walton refused to shower, complaining about a man in a white suit sitting on a gray box in his cell. One prison psychiatrist testified that Walton was “floridly psychotic.”

Others question whether it’s all an act. Several jail inmates testified that Walton told them he planned to “play crazy.” Another prison psychiatrist testified that he considered Walton “a mentally limited, street-wise predator.”

Walton pleaded guilty in 1997 to the murders of Jessie and Elizabeth Kendrick, a couple in their 80s, and 33-year-old Archie Moore, an aviation instructor at a nearby college.

The Kendricks’ bodies were found Nov. 26, 1996 in their townhouse, both shot in the head from close range. Archi Moore’s body was found in a closet of his apartment two days later. Police were called to both homes after the victims failed to pick up loved ones who were visiting for Thanksgiving from the airport.

Elizabeth Kendrick’s sister has prepared twice to watch Walton be executed, but said health problems will prevent her from attending this scheduled execution. Irene Jurscaga said she has written to Kaine several times detailing how difficult his decision has been on the family.

“It is sad that this young man has lived as long as he has,” said Jurscaga, 87, of Suffolk.

Teachers investigated for shouting

  • June 7, 2008 9:24 pm

TEACHERS are under scrutiny for shouting while trying to control students in the classroom and playground.

Education Department officials are investigating teachers for shouting at students to “put that down”, “leave him alone”, “sit down” or “pick up those papers” and demanding to know, “who told you that you could go there?”

The Sunday Telegraph has obtained letters sent from the department to teachers, asking them to explain their actions.

One letter stated: “It is alleged that while you were employed as a teacher you engaged in unreasonable conduct towards students, contrary to the Code of Conduct 2004, in that on unspecified occasions in class you unnecessarily yelled at students”.

Teachers have launched legal action against the department, claiming the investigations are eroding their authority and affecting discipline.

The situation has resulted in 750 school principals signing statements of concern.

Teachers Federation deputy president Bob Lipscombe said the investigations were a consequence of a decision by the department in December last year to cut back on the number of investigators who hold teaching qualifications.

“A number of teachers have been investigated for yelling in the classroom,” he said.

“These sorts of investigations can undermine their capacity to maintain reasonable discipline in their classes and the prolonged investigations often cause significant harm to teachers’ wellbeing.”

Independent Education Union secretary Dick Shearman said the problem was a result of over-zealousness, with some teachers being accused of abuse after raising their voice.

“It’s been a battle to distinguish between what might be normal discipline or genuine psychological abuse,” he said.

“In some schools, there’s overzealousness of this approach. If someone raises their voice on one occasion, this can be interpreted as child abuse.

“You can harm a child without physically harming them.

“It’s not the notion we have a problem with, it’s the interpretation of it.

“We’re not criticising child-protection legislation.”

Despite the letters ordering teachers to explain why they yelled at students, the department denies it investigates them for shouting.

“A teacher raising their voice at a student will not prompt an investigation by the department,” a department spokesman said in a statement.

“The Employee Performance and Conduct Unit investigates staff for serious misconduct and poor performance.”

Almost 1000 teachers and other staff are currently listed on the department’s not-to-be-employed list.

Opposition education spokesman Andrew Stoner said teachers were left to deal with ill-behaved children who were not being disciplined at home.

“I certainly got the cane at school a lot because I was a little bugger,” he said.

“I don’t suggest we bring it back, but let’s say discipline was a lot tougher in former years.

“The Government has taken away a lot of teachers’ powers to discipline children in the classroom. It’s no wonder teachers sometimes end up yelling at unruly and difficult students.”

Sarah Redfern public school principal Cheryl McBride said the investigations had resulted in an erosion of discipline.

“A normal disciplinary action to prevent dangerous or threatening behaviour is being interpreted as something that needs to be reported as a child-protection incident … whereas that might be very appropriate discipline for the child,” Ms McBride said.

Stationary store sells playboy material alongside Winnie the Pooh

  • May 20, 2008 11:22 pm

Reverend Tim Jones

Pictured above:Reverend Tim Jones

A furious vicar took direct action against Playboy stationery products aimed at children  -  by sweeping them off the shelves.  The Reverend Tim Jones accused the soft porn empire of “cynical and wicked commercial exploitation”.  The reverend did score initial success by getting the store to remove the material pending a “merchandise review”.

This is almost funny!  Why would a store be so ignorant.  In Britain of all places, they are VERY angry with us over here.  Oh well, things will go on, but it is sure that Britain might do something very controversial as they say.

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Iceland tops list of peaceful countries

  • May 20, 2008 11:16 pm

Iceland

Iceland tops the list of most peaceful countries in the world.  The U.S. does not do so well on the list however.  The U.S. scored 97th out of 140, placing it in the bottom third of the world’s most peaceful countries on the list.  The list was based on 121 economic and other factors that listed all the countries on  how well they preformed to keep the world a peaceful place.

It is unfortunate how the U.S. sucks at keeping the world a peaceful place.  However, if we did not act more on global issues we would not keep the world safe.  How can you blame us when we have to break peace?  Oh well, there is always Luxembourg to help us out.  They must be near the top of this list, personally us editors don’t care too much!

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Bars won’t serve 21 year olds alcohol until 8 A.M.

  • May 20, 2008 11:09 pm

Drunk People

Bars in a few states including Minnesota and North Dakota will not serve 21 year old guests alcohol until 8 A.M. on their birthday.  This new rule is designed to discourage kids from drinking some much that they end up dead on their 21st birthday.

This rule is ludicrous!  Kids should be able to enjoy their 21st birthdays, after all it is there only 21st birthday and they should enjoy themselves.  21 year olds in the affected states, take a road trip and go to a much better state!

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Brangelina’s Kids: A Bit Confused

  • May 16, 2008 9:25 pm

Ah, the things kids come up with. Angelina Jolie has reported that her 3-year-old daughter, Zahara, believes that she is pregnant…with a baby pig. To make matters more ridiculous, their son, Pax, seems to think that he is also with child…er…monkey.

Apparently, Zahara wants to be like her mommy (as does their son), who is expecting twins with her hubby, Brad Pitt.

Time to start re-thinking using Animal Planet as quality children’s educational viewing.

Atlanta teens caught “doggy dooring”

  • March 27, 2008 1:12 pm

Cobb County police have arrested two Harrison High School students in a “doggie dooring” robbery at a Kennesaw home. Police say the teens stole laptops, iPods, cell phones and beer. The practice of slipping into a home by squeezing through one of the small openings used by pets is so well-known in schools in the area that it’s been nicknamed “doggie dooring.”

Library aide sees man viewing child porn, aide fired

  • March 27, 2008 2:22 am

 

Lindsay, CA- A library aide was fired after viewing a patron allegedly viewing child pornography on a library computer.  Brenda Biesterfeld, the only employee of the library in the 11,000 citizen community of Lindsay, has gotten large amounts of support from moral organizations.

By Biesterfeld’s account, the uproar started Feb. 28, when she saw Chrisler staring at photos of naked, blond boys. She was sickened, she said, and called her supervisor, Judi Hill. According to Biesterfeld, Hill told her to give the man a note ordering him to stop. When Biesterfeld suggested calling the police, Hill told her not to do it, her attorneys said.  But the next day Biesterfeld, nagged by doubts, used her lunch hour to visit the police station next door. She was told to contact the station if the same thing happened again, said Mathew Staver, one of her attorneys. “She was doing the moral and legal thing that anyone would do,” he said. “When you see someone viewing child pornography, you report it to the proper authorities.”

This is such a shame.  Our public library would have no issue calling the police if this issue existed.   I would have no issue myself!  It is both disgusting and dangerous, our library had a 13 year old RAPE a 7 year old girl…it was tragic.  They are VERY vigilant of what goes on, sadly, California has just not caught on.

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Chlorine Leak disinfects, injures 37

  • March 27, 2008 2:14 am

ST. CLOUD – Fifteen people were hospitalized Wednesday after a chlorine gas leak in the Rocori High School swimming pool sent a physical education class to area hospitals.  The cause of the leak, which prompted a strong emergency response from health and public safety officials to treat the 37 victims, was under investigation and not fully clear late Wednesday.

“Quite honestly, we’re really baffled,” said Scott Staska, superintendent of the Rocori School District.  Of 33 people treated at St. Cloud Hospital, 15 were kept overnight “as a precaution,” said Dr. Tom Schrup. The rest, including four students taken to the hospital in Paynesville, Minn., were treated and released.  The patients had symptoms such as coughing or burning eyes and nasal passages, Schrup said.

No one was seriously ill, required mechanical ventilation or was expected to have long-term symptoms. “It’s becoming clear that most people here were very minimally affected,” Schrup said.  At 1:40 p.m. a student had trouble breathing and the number of victims grew quickly, said Stearns County Chief Deputy Bruce Bechtold.

Students were swimming laps when “a big vapor cloud” emerged from vents in the pool, said Cold Spring Mayor Doug Schmitz, who responded to the school in his role as assistant fire chief.  Before the class, the school’s custodial staff had shut off the pool’s water to work on a water line, Staska said. He said the work was routine, didn’t involve chlorine and the water was back on before class.

A state chemical assessment team based in St. Cloud tested the air at 3:09 p.m. and found no trace of chlorine or other chemicals, said Greg Newinski, the team’s battalion chief.  “We’re a little perplexed,” he said. “But two hours had passed since the exposure, and they’ve got a ventilation system running, so it could be that things dissipated.”  By 4 p.m., officials pronounced the school safe, and students and faculty were allowed back into the building.  Although “every agency we’ve talked to says the pool is safe,” Staska said, the district cancelled Wednesday night swim classes. Although the school will open as usual this morning, the pool will remain closed.

Wow!  These kids are lucky as chlorine can be some very volatile stuff.  They used it as poison in world wars.  Inhaling enough can kill you!  Thank goodness for the trained emergency responders and that it was only a minor leak!

Inventor of Egg McMuffin Dies

  • March 27, 2008 2:07 am

 

Pictured above: Herb Peterson

A Southern California McDonald’s restaurants official says Egg McMuffin inventor Herb Peterson has died in Santa Barbara at age 89.

Monte Fraker, vice president of operations for McDonald’s restaurants in Santa Barbara, said Peterson died peacefully at his home on Tuesday.  Peterson came up with idea for the signature McDonald’s breakfast item in 1972.  He began his career with McDonald’s as vice president of the company’s advertising firm, D’Arcy Advertising, in Chicago. He wrote McDonald’s first national advertising slogan, “Where Quality Starts Fresh Every Day,” and eventually became a franchisee.

Herb Peterson, rest in peace.  You have changed the American breakfast forever.  You are TRULY an American hero.

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President George Bush pardons and commutes sentences

  • March 26, 2008 12:42 pm

Some very weird cases…surprised there is not any murder or anything that at least makes the eye twitch.

TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2008

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH GRANTS PARDONS AND COMMUTATION

WASHINGTON – On March 24, 2008, President George W. Bush granted pardons to 15 individuals and a commutation of sentence to one individual. The individuals are listed below:

PARDONS:

William L. Baker Spokane, Washington
Offense: Distribution of a controlled substance
, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1), 841(b)(2); falsifying records, 21 U.S.C. §§ 827(a)(3), 843(a)(4).
Sentence: July 15, 1980; District of Wyoming; 24 months imprisonment, one year special parole.

George Francis Bauckham Oak Ridge, New Jersey
Offense: Unlawful detention, delay and secretion of mail by postal employee
; 18 U.S.C. § 1703(a).
Sentence: May 16, 1958; District of New Jersey; five years probation and $100 fine.

Kenneth Charles Britt White City, Kansas
Offense: Conspiracy to violate federal and state fish and wildlife laws;
18 U.S.C. § 371.
Sentence: November 12, 1998; District of Kansas; three years probation and restitution of $8,250.

William Bruce Butt London, Kentucky
Offense: Bank embezzlement
; 18 U.S.C. § 656.
Sentence: June 20, 1990; Eastern District of Kentucky; three years probation.

Mariano Garza Caballero Brownsville, Texas
Offense: Dealing in firearms without a federal firearms
license; 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(a)(1) and (2).
Sentence: November 1, 1984; Southern District of Texas; 34 days imprisonment, four years probation, and a $1,000 fine.

Anthony C. Foglio, Santee, California aka Tony Foley
Offense: Distribution of marijuana
; 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1).
Sentence: October 15, 1996; Northern District of West Virginia; three years probation.

Marvin Robert Foster Boca Raton, Florida
Offense: False statement in connection with a Federal Housing Administration loan
; 18 U.S.C. § 1010.
Sentence: January 19, 1968; District of Rhode Island; one year probation and a $3,500 fine.

Carl Harry Hachmeister Denton, Texas
Offense: Conspiracy (to commit wire and mail fraud);
18 U.S.C. § 371.
Sentence: January 22, 1985; District of Utah; three years probation and $39,330 restitution.

William Marcus McDonald Wetumpka, Alabama
Offense: Distribution of cocaine, possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, use of cocaine, possession of cocaine, use of marijuana;
Article 134, U.C.M.J.
Sentence: May 2, 1984; U.S. Air Force general court-martial convened at Moody Air Force Base, Georgia; four years confinement at hard labor, forfeiture of $300 pay per month for four years, reduction in rank to basic airman, and a bad conduct discharge.

Robert Michael Milroy Cinnaminson, New Jersey
Offense: Importation of heroin;
21 U.S.C. §§ 960(a)(1), 952(a), and 843(b).
Sentence: April 2, 1975; Eastern District of Virginia; seven and one-half years imprisonment, six years special parole, and three years probation.

Jerry Lynn Moldenhauer Colorado Springs, Colorado
Offense: Knowingly selling migratory bird parts in violation of Migratory Bird Treaty Act;
16 U.S.C. §§ 703 and 707(b).
Sentence: September 19, 1994; District of Colorado; three years probation and $1,000 fine.

Thomas Donald Moldenhauer Colorado Springs, Colorado
Offense: Knowingly selling migratory bird parts in violation of Migratory Bird Treaty Act;
16 U.S.C. §§ 703 and 707(b).
Sentence: September 19, 1994; District of Colorado; three years probation and $1,000 fine.

Richard James Putney, Woodbridge, Virginia
aka Richard James Putney Jr.
Offense: Aiding and abetting the escape of a prisoner;
18 U.S.C. §§ 752(a) and 2.
Sentence: September 16, 1996; Northern District of West Virginia; one year of probation and a $100 fine.

Timothy Alfred Thone Woodbury, Minnesota
Offense: Making a false statement to the Department of Housing and Urban Development to obtain a mortgage loan
; 18 U.S.C. § 1010.
Sentence: September 18, 1987; District of Minnesota; two years probation, $1,500 fine.

Lonnie Edward Two Eagle Sr. Parmelee, South Dakota
Offense: Simple assault committed on an Indian reservation (misdemeanor);
18 U.S.C. §§ 1153 and 113(e), now 18 U.S.C. § 113(a)(5), as re-numbered and amended.
Sentence: October 6, 1976; District of South Dakota; two years probation.
COMMUTATION:
Patricia Beckford Portsmouth, Virginia
Offense: Conspiracy and attempt to distribute in excess of 50 grams of crack cocaine,
21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1), 853, 855; unauthorized use of food coupons, 7 U.S.C. § 2024(b).
Sentence: April 27, 1992; Eastern District of Virginia; 276 months imprisonment; five years supervised release; $10,000 fine.
Terms of commutation: Sentence of imprisonment to expire on July 24, 2008; term of supervised release left intact and in effect with all its conditions.

High heel racing man who dressed in drag for Hannah Montana Tickets in trouble for workers compensation fraud

  • March 25, 2008 11:53 pm

Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women’s clothing and high heels – at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.  Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck has been charged with workers compensation fraud. He’s accused of taking part in a radio station’s contest for Hannah Montana concert tickets last year. Not only did he have to dress in drag but he had to carry an egg on a spoon.

Authorities were alerted after someone saw Dalton in a TV news report. Prosecutors say the 41-year-old collected more than $5,000 in workers’ compensation after he reported a work-related injury in June.  Court documents do not list an attorney for Dalton, and his phone number is unlisted. And no, he didn’t win the contest.

Garrett A. Dalton you are today’s worst person in the world!  How can you be such a moron?  You file for workman’s compensation…and then you not only defraud them!  You dress in womens clothes!  For tween concert tickets!  It’s just despicable!

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Teen kills father over MySpace

  • March 25, 2008 6:44 pm

A teenager who confessed to killing his father last month told police he hated his dad for taking away his Internet access, according to a police report released Wednesday.Hughstan Schlicker, 15, called 911 on Feb. 6 and told the dispatcher he had just shot his father in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun.”I hate my dad, couldn’t take it anymore,” he said, according to the report.Schlicker told police his father had taken away his Internet access after seeing suicide threats the teen had posted on social networking Web site MySpace.com.

Schlicker had posted the threats in January; friends in Florida had seen the postings, talked him out of killing himself and called Mesa police. Police said they told Schlicker’s mother about the threats; she allegedly told them she wasn’t worried and promised to lock up any guns in the house.Schlicker said he often spent entire days on MySpace and couldn’t cope when his father cut off his access to the site.”It felt like I was stabbed with a knife and it went straight through and … no matter how hard I pulled, I couldn’t pull out the knife,” Schlicker said, according to an interview transcript in the police report.

Schlicker said that on the day of the shooting, he called in sick from school by faking his father’s voice.At one point during the day, Schlicker said, he went to the garage to get a drink and found his father’s shotgun and ammunition lying on the counter.Schlicker said he took the gun to his room, intending to kill himself in front of his father when his father arrived home. He later changed his mind and decided to kill his father first, then kill himself, according to the police report.

Schlicker told police he had decided that if his father came home after 4 p.m., he wouldn’t carry out his plan; when his father came home early, at 2 p.m., Schlicker was waiting on the stairs with the shotgun, according to the report.Schlicker said he waited till his father was in the kitchen, then walked up behind him and shot him in the back of the head.After the shooting, Schlicker said, he called a female friend and told her he had killed his father and was about to kill himself. Schlicker said she talked him out of it and convinced him to call police instead.Schlicker expressed remorse during a police interview, telling detectives “I wish I didn’t do this,” and “I miss Dad.”During the interview, Schlicker portrayed his father as a loving man who only wanted the best for him and who used to take him on hunting trips.”Me and my dad would go squirrel hunting,” Schlicker said, according to the interview transcript. “Apparently he trusts me with a rifle.”Schlicker was charged with first-degree murder and will be tried as an adult.

This is just so terribly sad. I have to say that it is lucky this kid did not kill himself, thinking of it twice. I also feel sorry for his guilt. He did a horrible thing. It’s terrible that no one got him help. It sounds like he needed it terribly.

Funny smelling money nets drug arrest

  • March 25, 2008 6:34 pm

The musty smell of a man’s money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.

The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell like burned marijuana but had a musty odor of ground sweet leaves, the report said. The smell was so strong and distinct that a teller put the cash in a plastic bag. Sturgeon Bay police tested it for marijuana, and it came back positive, the report said. The man was arrested when he returned to the bank to make a withdrawal. Police later found bagged marijuana at the man’s home. “All the pieces just came together,” Police Chief Dan Trelka said. The man is being held in the county jail on a probation violation, while the Door County district attorney’s office reviews his case. It will be up to the district attorney to file formal charges.

What goes through your mind when you find pot money? I am amazed that someone actually did something with this. So many people today would not even care! Thank you teller for helping us get drug using scum off the street. Congrats Sturgeon Bay for having one heck of a weird case.

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Craiglists hoax results in Oregon mans loss

  • March 25, 2008 6:30 pm

Robert Salisbury did not expect a phone call from someone wondering about taking his horse, but once he received the call, things got even weirder.  Salisbury, from southern Oregon was not home this past Saturday, when someone posted an ad on Craigslist stating that the owner of the home had to move out of the country suddenly and all the items were up for the taking.  Salisbury drove home as quickly as possible, and saw several people driving along the road with his property.  They refused to give Robert Salisbury his property back.  His house was even more chaotic, with people rushing out before the police could arrive.  Robert Salisbury would like his property returned, and those who do so voluntarily will not face any criminal charges, no questions asked.

Wow, that’s some pretty messed up stuff.  I am glad I NEVER use Craigslist.  It is like eBay used to be 5 years ago, wildly unmoderated and pretty much anything goes.  I hope Robert Salisbury gets all of his items back.  It is a horrible experience getting robbed.  If you have Robert Salisbury’s property I would return it ASAP to avoid being charged as a criminal!

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No beer at the Barber

  • March 25, 2008 5:16 pm

The owner of Jude’s Barbershops, which had offered a free beer with a cut, is disappointed in a state Attorney General ruling that says he needs a liquor license if he wants to hand out beer.

“I’m glad we finally got clarity on the issue,” Thomas Martin said today. “Offering a complimentary beer is not something that we created, it’s an old-fashioned service that was done years ago. We just brought it back with the other old-fashioned services that we provide.”

He said he would work with state legislators to legalize the practice. Police in Kent and Ottawa counties had told him that handing out free beer violated local and state laws. An assistant attorney general, in a five-page ruling, said only licensed businesses may offer beer.

It is such a shame that this service had to be ended. After all, a free beer might really bring in business. I wonder how many free beers were handed out, and what the barbers profit was. Was anyone drunk? Come on Mike Cox(Attorney General of MI), let us have some free beer!

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Buy your own Missle Silo

  • March 25, 2008 2:28 am

An interesting site that allows you to buy your own, “20th century castle”.  These are really decommissioned missile bases.

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PayPal cancels Naturists magazines account

  • March 25, 2008 2:20 am

PayPal has decided to stop processing payments for “Going Natural” magazine.  The group says it has received e-mails from PayPal claiming the magazine is pornographic, and sells “sexually oriented goods or services involving minors” or “services for which the purpose is to facilitate meetings for sexually oriented activities.  The Foundation of Canadian Naturalists say the cancellation is unfounded, and that naturalism is nonsexual and has existed for over 100 years.  The group is considering a class action lawsuit.

Wow, what a situation to be in.  I think that PayPal would loose this one.  Traditionally, Naturalists are non-sexual so they would have to prove the sexual refrence, and PayPal probably could not do that.  However, Naturalists, you don’t have credit cards?  I can think of plenty of alternative payment processors who will be happy to have your business.

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Controversial easter parade

  • March 24, 2008 12:33 pm

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Pictured Above: Strip club party invite

Parents and children attending the Dunbar, FL Easter parade got a few suprises.  Dunbar, which is near Fort Meyers, had people handing out bail bond cards, a scantily clad party invite, and a CD containing explicit lyrics.  Parade officials said that they will be investigating how to make sure that this family friendly parade will stay family friendly next year.

Here is an idea!  Why not just not allow adult promoters in your parade?  Kick out the CD people and you don’t need those bail bond people either.  Just be a little more specific on what you allow.  Then you won’t have to waste nearly as much time!

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Kilpatrick charged!

  • March 24, 2008 12:22 pm

Kwame Kilpatrick, the mayor of Detroit, MI and his girlfriend have been charged with 12 counts including perjury and obstruction of justice.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and an ex-aide have been charged with perjury and obstruction of justice after prosecutors said sexually explicit text messages between the two contradicted their sworn court testimony. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick reportedly sent romantic texts to his chief of staff, contradicting earlier testimony. Kilpatrick, who is married, has been snarled in a well-publicized sex scandal since January after The Detroit Free Press reported he exchanged romantic text messages with his then-chief of staff, Christine Beatty. The paper reported in January that in an analysis of nearly 14,000 text messages on Beatty’s city-issued pager, it found some from 2002 and 2003 that indicated the two were having a romantic affair.

 

Kwame delayed his press conference, but once it came on all major cable news outlets covered it. Fox 2 Detroit is our official source for all of Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s information. Kwame has a very smart lawyer, who has said that after today the case will not be played out in the press. Kwame Kilpatrick maintains his innocence, for the time being. No further updates are available, but we will be blogging throughout the day as we get more information.

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Dutch prison gaurds eat cake baked by prisoners

  • March 13, 2008 9:51 pm

Four Dutch prison guards at cake that was baked by prisoners Thursday.  The cake did not turn out well, as the four guards soon fell ill.  The cake was baked by notorious Dutch gang members.  Authorities say that this has never been a problem before.  The four guards are being treated at the prisons infirmary.  Prison officials have banned staff from accepting baked good and sweets from prisoners.

What a bunch of morons!  Why would you let a bunch of prisoners give you a cake.  Second of all, why would you eat that cake!  It’s a security risk, plain and simple.  Don’t make yourself subject to stupidness Dutch prison guards!

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Schools officials alerted of Strawberry Meth

  • March 5, 2008 4:38 pm

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Pictured Above: FAKE and MYTHICAL Strawberry meth

A less than common sense police officer in the United Kingdom alerted school officials to a drug that doesn’t exist. The incident occured when a police officer received an email and forwarded it through a special system connecting police and area schools. The police department says the officer will not be punished. The same police agency has said however that they apologize and are going to be reviewing internal procedures.

GREAT! Use your heads here people, does strawberry meth actually exist? According to Snopes.com. “Some drug dealers sell meth that looks strawberry in appearance”. Also Snopes.com states, “It is inaccurate that drug dealers are dealing strawberry meth to kids, according to our sources:

So don’t worry about it, unless your an United Kingdom police officer who got duped!

101 Year Old to run the London Marathon

  • March 4, 2008 3:47 pm

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Buster Martin is one amazing dude.  At the age of 101, Buster is set to run in the London Marathon, a full 26 mile event.  This is not the first time Buster Martin has been in the news.  He has beaten off gangs of teenagers, and has also become known as the United Kingdom’s oldest employee.  Buster’s boss is amazed at this activities, including, drinking!  Age doesn’t slow Buster Martin down that is for sure!

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Red Sox scout arrested for pitching in public

  • March 4, 2008 3:40 pm

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A Boston Red Sox scout was arrested for committing a lewd act in public. Jesse Levis is facing charges of committing a lewd and lavacious act in the presence of children under the age of 16. Police and a U.S. Marshals task force arrested him at a Melbourne hotel after he was kicked out of the Springhill Suites in St. Lucie West where the incidents happened.

This sicko deserves to be arrested! Hopefully he is locked away for a long time. Anyone who does something so disgusting in a public area should be disgraced. I hope Mr. Levis is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I also hope that the Boston Red Sox find a new scout for their employ.

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Pot plants show up at San Jose Recycling Center

  • March 3, 2008 9:52 pm

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Santa Clara County, you have a pot grower who recycles.  Volunteers at GreenTeam, a recycling center in San Jose were sorting through some material Friday when a worker opened a plastic garbage bag with 5 pounds of marijuana inside.  The police were contacted at 11 A.M. to report the find.   The marijuana plants had been shoved into a large, black plastic bag, officer Jeramine Thomas said, and could have come from anywhere in the county. When police got to the Charles Street recycling center the pot was still in the bag. The plants have been seized as evidence and won’t make it to the composting bin anytime soon. Thomas said it wasn’t clear whether the bag was dumped with lawn clippings or other recyclables.

Well…anyone who has any information about that you can contact the Santa Clara Sheriff’s department.  In the meantime, who recycles pot.  Just burn it or something, use it honestly.  Who recycles!

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Appalachian State University lockdown lifted

  • March 3, 2008 9:31 pm

Appalachian State University was placed under lock down earlier this evening after a gunman was spotted at 4:45. The lock down was issued 20 minutes after and was lifted in the past 30 minutes. Appalachian State University reports that everyone is safe and no students were injured. The gunman has not been located. Appalachian State University has announced that evening classes are canceled but morning classes are to proceed as scheduled.

FDA: Don’t Swallow Inhalers

  • March 3, 2008 9:23 pm

Respiratory drugs such as Spirivia and Foradil should be used with the proper dispensing equipment the FDA warns. Swallowing the entire medication can be hazardous to one’s health. The FDA has received reports that swallow the entire inhalers helps with symptoms but the Food and Drug Administration said it has received several reports of the capsules being swallowed. The agency warned that these products will only properly assist breathing if inhaled through the Spiriva HandiHaler or Foradil Aerolizer, which were designed to deliver these drugs.

Why would anyone swallow an inhaler?  Well, evidently they must not come from a well educated area.  However, anyone who has ever done this, do not continue!  It is dangerous and we don’t want you dying.  Besides, who else would read our great stories.  :)

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Women gets jail for library fines

  • March 2, 2008 9:26 pm

A Beloit, Wisconsin women received jail time after not being able to repay her library book fines.  Public library officials send three overdue notices to offenders and after that a citation is issued with a possible court date.  Keely Givhan was moving and never received the notices.  Givhan was then pulled over by police for a traffic violation and had a standard check run for outstanding warrants.  The citation for her books came back and Givhan spent 6 days in jail.   Beloit police Capt. Bill Tyler said he knows this case could sound like an overreaction. But he said a municipal fine is a municipal fine, and failure to pay for any reason can result in an arrest warrant being issued.

People pay your library fines.  This has been the most severe thing I have seen happen with library books.  Other cases collection agencies are sent in to reposes items so the fines can be paid.  However, a jail sentence?  I bet if Mrs. Givhan had shown up for her court appearance that the court would of been able to work so community service out.  Always show up for court, the police do arrest for very mundane things.

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NJ Students punished for paying with pennies

  • March 2, 2008 9:16 pm

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Readington Township, New Jersey students received detention this past week, but not for chewing gum or getting into a fight. 29 students paid for their $2 lunches with 200 pennies. The students started paying with pennies to protest the shortened lunch period they were having Thursday, but school officials say they punished the students because they were taking up time. Superintendent Jorden Schiff says it started out as a prank. But as the eighth-graders began to get in trouble for taking up so much time.

Oh come on Jorden! You are really that stupid to make kids have to pay with dollar bills? Are you as a public school official punishing students for paying with legal tender of the United States of America for all debts public and private? This is a PUBLIC school district. You should be tried on counts of TREASON! Or, just get rid of the detention and we will call it all good.

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